Cash Phrases
A glossary of terms from the Cashing In With TJ Miller podcastA-Hole Sour
from Pipe Dreams 2- Throwing Bugles at 16:13The only appropriate thing to say to someone who is worse than an A-Hole. (Like a pilot that does a shoddy landing).
Abovering
from Dangling Watermelon at 13:16Hovering above you.
To approach someone/something while wearing a decorative brooch
Airport courage
from Airport Courage at 18:38Unnatural bravery brought on by the knowledge that any opponent in the airport is free from knives, guns, or other weapons.
Amphibbing
from Virtual Haircut at 50:30When you're lying in the water and on land.
Ansels and Quetels
from Migrating Pencil at 10:30Answers and questions that, like Hansel and Gretel, got lost in the forest because the breadcrumbs of reason were eaten by the birds of consumerism
Applywiz
from Virtual Haircut at 3:28An appliance wizard.
Ash tree
from Tickle Switch at 44:481. a popular dwelling for box elder bugs
2. a mispronunciation of "ash-tray"
Ass frenching
from Valentine Colada at 52:46A kanus with the addition of bowel movement tongues.
Au gratin
from Ms Spoke at 15:00Doing a podcast, in the nude.
Backmaskering
from Velvet Popsicle at 59:22.5The act of listening to the maskers section of the podcast backwards in order to find hidden messages.
Bad boomerang
from Oblong Boomerang - Live from... at 46:00Everything (including ladles)
Bad Farmer's Market
from Puppet Marathon at 33:05A vending machine.
Badger like a fox
from Badger like a Fox at 10:02Crazy clever badgering like a fox would
Banus
from Smurf Cabinet at 01:00:44The area between the balls and the anus
The era when T.J. had his honeystick stuck in a jug for two months. His pants no longer fit forcing him to wear a barrel.
Basting
from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 1:00:07A turkey facial
Baxterstory
from Deep Dangler at 08:53Billy Bob Baxter's backstory.
Bear melon
from Dangling Watermelon at 1:06:39The most alpha of all the melons. Actual existence somewhat dubious but if TJ says that it exists that is good enough for me.
Beer Glassels
from Yoda Theft 2- Plastic Goblets at 13:05When you're so drunk you think all women are made of glass.
Beguns
from Woodland Medley-Live from The... at 21:17When you begin with guns.
Benis
from Furry Flags at 10:00A bonus penis that may or may not have compatibility with select electronic devices.
Synonyms include: Auxiliary penis, aux cock, double dick, and double trouble dick.
Big hits no tits
from Crooked Squirrel at 33:27Asking a band to come back and do an encore of their biggest hits and make the girls leave
Binge kissing
from Slide Show Conspiracy at 6:05French kissing while vomiting back and forth into each others mouths
Bird bath conversation
from Bird Bath Conversation at 44:48.3A terrible, cesspool of a conversation
Blowing Beans
from Hieroglyphic Salad at 33:57When you light a taco like a cigarette and then blow the bean smoke into someone's rude face.
Blundo
from Smurf Cabinet at 49:30A ball-biting session with a little ball-busting from a transvestite hooker. Generally costs around $300.
Boil bumping
from The Dark Period at 39:45How people used to shake hands or bump elbows to introduce themselves back in the days of the plague.
Boogaloo Stew
from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 7:28The signature dish of the theme restaurant Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. Boogaloo Stew is "a delicious jambalaya based dish."
Breaking It Down A Notch
from Scratch the Dragon at 13:49As you take it down a notch, you also break it down.
Brocicle
from Hot Foot at 1:00:00Having a popsicle with one of your bros.
Brubakered
from Get at 32:00When you stay up too late watching a movie way past your bedtime and it hurts you the next morning.
Burging
from Sushi and Diet Coke at 02:19Simultaneous binging & purging. This involves puking but eating the puke as it comes up.
Burlap sack of bullshit
from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 2 at 14:34An obvious lie
Burritsta
from Karaoke Clover at 07:08The person who assembles your burrito at Chipotle. Essentially a burrito barista.
Burst Place
from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 2The place in which a child is burst from it's mother's pussy. Otherwise known as birthplace.
Butterface, except instead the crotch. Ya know, everything butter crotch?
Camplain Slogan
from Centennial Streaker - Live... at 44:25A plain campaign slogan.
Example: "Vote!"
Jerking off with maple syrup
Canecapable
from Bird Bath Conversation at 35:00.30A staff that has been modified so that you can use it as a cane
Canker store
from Canker Store at 44:06An establishment where canker sores are available for purchase
Cankin' and thankin'
from Canker Store at 43:33Being happy while having a canker sore. Cankin' and thankin' will be Pemberton Buttlestick's campaign slogan for 2014.
Cantaloupe hands
from Cantaloupe Hands at 23:14Describes the odd-shaped fists of TJ Miller.
Caracas
from Star Belly Sneetch Riot at 17:53Mexican Crocs
Cash phrases
from Ghost Peeper at 35:41Phrases from the show
Cashmoirs
from Siren Shucking at 12:12Cashmere related memories
Chime
from Migrating Pencil at 4:38.5A really hard churro
Chip Clipper
from One Layer Dip at 17:52Somebody who loves using chip clips so much that they'll clip chips that are basically gone (just chip dust).
Cliffhammer
from Slide Show Conspiracy at 32:35A cliffhanger that has really been hammered home.
Cloth Leg Tubes
from Scaryoke Station at 12:35Leg Shirts a.k.a "Pants"
Colemodel
from Calamari SnowmanA cold role model.
Come out of the corn
from Airport Courage at 42:50A term for when a baseball player emerges onto the field. It can also be used figuratively to mean that a situation is being improved.
Raisins that don't give a fuck, commonly mistaken for cranberries
Crizing
from Flash Drive at 8:32Crying about winning a prize
Cronuts
from Pinball Totem Tank- Part 1 at 10:39Croissant donuts
Defines the time that it takes to paste a heart surgeon.
Cups
from Canker StoreHiccups. Also known as cuppies
Curly's Gold-Fries
from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 26:00The signature dish of the theme restaurant City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold. Often ordered as a mountain (or mountanious) of Curly's Gold-Fries.
Custom fit
from Panda Thighs at 39:17Really cool.... really really cool.
Cypussy
from Pinball Totem Tank- Part 1A derogatory term for someone from Cyprus.
Da shi-shi
from Panda Thighs at 21:00The perfect closing joke to tell an audience of one-year-olds
Deficious
from Crooked Squirrel at 39:47it means delicious in fish
Deliciolous
from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 2 at 40:10Something so tasty even the Greecioloucions would've been able to appreciate.
A virgin. One who hasn't had sex since the Dewey administration.
Dibits
from TinCast Go Cart at 9:50Double digits of niblets.
Dick Yell
from Kangaroo Xmas at 59:26When a woman pulls down your pants and berates your penis. According to TJ, it's a blowjob that you truly do deserve.
Dicking
from Yoda Theft at 13:49Extremely pleasurable sexual intercourse
Another name for a ups driver
Dinkletotter
from Consensless at 19:12A special squash serve, or when your dinkle comes out and teeter-totters back and forth, but it mostly totters.
Dinner with Pibbitha
from Hieroglyphic Salad at 40:55Somebody pointing a gun to your crotch under a table.
Dip
from Ritzy Bitzy Wingman at 7:26The condom for the chip
Goggles on, near, or adjacent to a dog or multiples dogs
Don't sail too close to the wind
from Turtle Eclipse at 13:25A warning to stop what one is doing before they are hurt, physically or otherwise.
Doomscrolling
from Olive Branch Slide Whistle at 23:15Scrolling and trolling through the darkness of modern times on the internet.
Double Stink
from Ritzy Bitzy Wingman at 35:22When a car comes up quickly on you, as a pedestrian crossing on the crosswalk, and you give them the stink eye twice.
Druncle
from Dancing Robot at 57:52The inebriated brother or brother-in-law of someone's parent.
Dual spit
from Whiskey Flute at 37:33When someone spits in your face, you catch it in your mouth, and you spit it right back
Haven't got enough firework duds. "Hey! Dudme one more!"
Dusband
from Slide Show Conspiracy 2 -... at 23:50.3Debonair wife
Eclipsus interruptus
from Sweet Heat- Live from Legends... at 1:11:19.5Sexual intercourse deliberately interrupted in order to watch a solar eclipse
Elongated penis
from Calamari Snowman at 15:38Erection
Epibural
from Karaoke Clover at 1:50An epidural given by a burly man or Milton Berle
Euphamasia
from Speedball Parade at 50:45.5A nicer way of helping someone kill himself.
Euthanism
from Kangaroo Xmas at 11:20A euphemism regarding euthanasia
Face Nipples
from Live from Earth at 41:00Nostrils
Facepic
from Bird Bath Conversation at 52:50Like facebook but just profile pictures... of Richard Crenna
Faking the cactasm
from Cactasm at 18:48When someone gives you a gift you don't like (e.g., a moon cactus), but you act like it was an orgasmic experience because you care about the person that gave it to you.
Falafelsy
from Yoda Theft 2- Plastic Goblets at 07:00Philosophy of falafels
Fallphin
from Get at 15:15The time T.J. fell on a dolphin in Hawaii.
Famissile
from Unicorndog at 8:25A familiar missile sound.
Febreze those peepers
from Ghost Peeper at 22:44A phrase used to send a message of disapproval to an individual and suggest they refrain from giving you the stink eye. The literal meaning is: to use an air freshener product to mask or eliminate the odor emitting from a smelly eye.
Feel the tenderness
from Ear Envy at 9:00As its name suggests, used when asking someone to feel something soft
Ferripist
from Ghost Dusters 2- Time to Tell... at 22:09A therapist that you go to when your ferret is pissed.
Flabnabbing
from Pinball Totem Tank- Part 2 at 59:001. Sneaking into someone's house while they're sleeping, giving them liposuction, and stealing the fat.
2. Having sexual intercourse with a more heavyset person
Flailing Man
from Eternal Billboard at 36:44An annual used car event and temporary community based on radical indecisiveness about whether or not to attend Burning Man
Flapjacking
from The Dark Period at 13:12Masturbating by flapping ones penis in the wind, created by Flapjack Bainbridge.
Flaptastic
from Consensless at 14:45Like a bird flapping it's wings, and just kinda, you know...
Flimsy up the numbers
from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 1 at 14:59Fudging the numbers
Flurn
from Grapefruit Elbow at 30:00When you both flip and turn over a table.
Fondookie
from Tripod of Furry- Live from the... at 15:45One of those shits that you'll always remember
Forehead stache
from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 38:08A thin strip of facial hair located an inch above the eyebrows that resembles a monobrow
French Pod Lick
from Below the Law at 9:33When a podcaster French kisses and licks the microphone and passes it around, like at a potluck.
Froroe
from Get at 5:40Frozen fish roe, little tiny fish eggs, frozen up like froyo.
Full body ingestion
from Dancing Robot at 41:49Taking a bunch of drugs at the same time.
Originally known as "Full body intake," which referred to doing the following all at once: picking your nose, snorting cocaine, drinking alcohol, injecting heroin, and taking Special A through the pookie hatch.
Full body release
from Full Body Release at 17:30The excretion of every fluid from one's body at once. A true full body release includes all of the following: urinating, defecating, vomiting, sweating from every pore, snot running from the nose, crying (or squirting milk if done while cumming to climax) from all 4 tear ducts, drooling, foaming at the mouth, and bleeding from the ears.
Fuperglue
from Dancing Robot at 14:55A sexual activity involving the stimulation of the genitalia of a sex partner by the use of fingers that are covered in superglue
Fusgat
from Ladle Baby Too - Centipede... at 39:37The fusion of nougat in the mouths of two french kissing people.
Garbage cock
from Furry Flags at 14:00Male version of "Whisker Tits" - usually used in a derogatory sense. Also a potential affliction a male may suffer after hate-fucking a trash can.
Geesing
from Terrible Massage at 00:49:45Goosing someone with both hands
Coming to climax whilst on the receiving end of an H.J.
Getting all the soldiers into the canopy
from Miniature Drunkard at 31:19Achieving an erection
Giving a handjob to the Tin Man
from Piñata Tonic at 3:23Fondling a microphone
Glastle
from Pyrrhic Victory at 48:35A really big glass house, at least 200 hundred years old, which has a moat and a dragon. Glastles can be a hassle to clean.
Glate
from Ms Spoke at 26:15When something great came a little too late.
A great guy and a great owner
Globetroppers
from TinCast Go Cart at 28:18A Florida-based travelling novelty basketball team.
Gloffice
from Office MaskA glass office. Those who work in a gloffice shouldn't throw glass staplers.
Glurfect
from Ms Spoke at 20:39When something's absolutely perfect, but it's also glur (admittedly not a great phrase).
A very funny word according to Cash Levy's son as discussed on "Baseball Podcast for Babies."
Going naked
from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 17:06Going super crazy on someone in a donnybrook situation (crazy enough to strip off all your clothes and fight nude)
Gonorrhena
from Mask Confusion at 37:00When your STD has upgraded from playing big theaters to playing arenas
Gonorrhina
from Nozzle Cakes at 50:56A ballerina with gonorrhea
Grapist
from Glucose Titties at 2:27A racist against grapes. Totally unacceptable.
Gregular
from Grapefruit Elbow at 5:01If you're a regular Gregory, or a Gregory regular, you're a Gregular.
Groundhog delirium
from Below the Law at 24:36When you don't know what day of the week it is any more (a quarantine affliction).
Guacburger
from Dancing Robot at 55:02What airline pilots call burritos
Gustchasing
from Hurricane Hoverboard at 10:33Chasing after a gust of wind, or just a guy named Gus the Guster if you can't find one.
Hair Studio
from Slinky Dipping at 4:20A musical studio to record hair band covers
Ham hawk
from Oblong Boomerang - Live from... at 39:10Bird of prey covered in ham
A hand job procured from Miss Piggy or other various swine.
Hang and dangle
from Dangling Watermelon at 10:32Fishing while having your jeans rolled up and bare feet off the edge of a pier, preferably on a first date.
Head beard
from Canker Store at 20:24Short hair (should be short enough that it sticks up straight on its own)
High Seasoning
from Office Mask at 21:26High treason where you've over seasoned the cod.
Hoj
from Easter Undergarments at 48:511. A gang of twelve men
2. A hug that is so soft that it doesn't feel like they're really gripping you at all
When you have you're cake, but you can't eat it..
Honey stick
from Canker Store at 22:48Penis
Honey sticking the witness
from Smurf Cabinet at 53:43Poking the witness with your honey stick. Never happened without being held in contempt of court.
Honey sticklet
from Sweet Heat- Live from Legends... at 46:35A mini honey stick
Hooping cough
from Mask Confusion at 36:30A highly contagious bacterial disease that causes uncontrollable, violent coughing only while playing basketball
Hot log
from Telekinetic Parrot at 45:211. Not a hot pod.
2. Something that came out the pookie hatch.
3. A fondookie.
Hot pod
from Badger like a Fox at 28:59A particularly great episode of a podcast (sometimes additionally described as tasty, spicy, or buttery)
How are you holing up?
from Grapefruit Elbow at 15:50A more relevant version of "how are you holding up?" when we're all holing up in our homes.
I don't tink so
from Ms Spoke at 26:24When you disagree but also don't have any heroin.
Ice Cream Saturday
from Checkmate Chow Mein at 33:56A day where you just eat ice cream for every meal.
If we stay here, the party dies
from Piñata Tonic at 44:37A phrase used in order to illustrate the importance of moving on in order to keep a party or gathering going.
Immy
from No Ticket Required at 47:50An immortal prick that, instead of killing themselves when they become elderly, continues living solely to beat the world record for oldest human alive
In my own ladle
from Sneezing Ladle at 44:10A state of joyful drunkenness (see Sp'toinkered or Sp'toinkerville)
In the state of Denver
from Panda Thighs at 40:21A euphemism for being high off of marijuana drugs. Originally coined by Doug Benson
In1itive
from Unicorndog at 7:37When you're intuitive about only one thing.
Inquiring wines
from Ghost Dusters 2- Time to Tell... at 35:20When different wines want to know exactly who's drinking them.
To get involved in ones vulva.
i.e. I often times confide things within her, we've actually become quite invulvaed.
when you sneeze in italics
Jewskie
from Calamari Snowman at 3:26A juicy, Jewish brewskie. A beer labeled with the brown star of David.
Jewskittish
from Sneezing Ladle at 6:00When you get skittish of a Jewskie.
Kanus
from Valentine Colada at 51:58Two puckering anuses kissing. Considered to be the most beautiful union between a man and a woman.
Kneading the Groin
from Checkmate Chow Mein at 11:34When a woman will knead your groin like dough resulting in pizza dick & occasionally pepperoni cock. Not to be confused with being kneed in the groin.
Koala-Bearing the Witness
from Office MaskGiving a witness little tiny licks on their face and then give them a little eucalyptus. A common practice of lawyers who have Koala's in their office.
A military strategy wherein you shoot a lamb at the opposing faction.
Lasso tear
from Piñata Tonic at 16:28A tear that emanates from one eye, rolls down and around the chin and then goes into the other eye
Lavstock
from Tripod of Furry- Live from the... at 32:52Livestock that is covered in lava
Let the wind do its job
from Panda Thighs at 4:44Expression used when one believes a natural process is being unnecessarily usurped by a man-made device.
Lightlings
from Sushi and Diet Coke at 9:38Smaller lights, a la ducklings
Lightning ground
from Wildcard Classic: One Adorable... at 42:40When you ground a lightning round so you don't get electrocuted from the brilliance of a triple banger.
Limp wrister
from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 25:09A pejorative term for any service industry professional that is wearing a wrist guard on the job
Lipper Dipper Scary Skating
from Scaryoke Station at 7:12An ice-skating routine in which you chew tobacco while people scare you. If scared to the point of swallowing the tobacco you are to do a full body release.
Liquid dick
from Glucose Titties at 51:43The feeling that one's penis has more liquid in it than the tomato it was pulled out of
Ask the masters. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MASKS.
Massagynistic
from Valentine Colada at 37:32When you knead someones shoulders while you tell them they should be making 75 cents for your every dollar.
Meat foot
from Baby Llama Pops at 19:56Penis
Long john pajamas which only cover a medium amount of the body.
Mesquerious
from Nerd Burglar at 10:54The inability to distinguish between the words mystique and mesquite.
Example: Mesquerious barbeques that you think are mysterious could just be mesquite.
A complimentary nickname
Misteaks
from Silly Straw at 20:05When you didn't have a really good cut of beef that night.
Momoir
from Siren Shucking at 11:38A memoir about one's mother.
Moostard
from Scratcher in the Rye at 23:03Mustard which is made from moose semen.
Mostradoramus
from One Layer Dip at 9:42Someone who shows the you the future in Spanish.
Ms Spoke
from Ms Spoke at 16:57When you're doing a podcast and riding a bicycle with female wheels (unless they are married).
Much Yang Has Been Spoken
from Deep Dangler at 39:00When someone has been talking a lot of shit about someone else
Nasty as I want to be
from Consensless at 12:50Being not nasty as you should, or can be, but just being the nasty you want to be.
Never-speak-of-it-again
from Woodland Medley-Live from The... at 56:10A woman that is able to use her unusually long outie belly-button as an umbilical dildo
News dipstick
from Olive Branch Slide Whistle at 23:54Just dipping your toes into the news without watching or reading all of it.
Nine-foot-milk-wink
from Smurf Cabinet at 50:16The act of squirting milk out of an eye. A useful skill to have for lawyering, bartending, impressing dates at carnivals, and feeding babies.
Notsticker
from Solar 7Someone who doesn't like potstickers.
Nozzling
from Ear Envy at 8:28The act of putting a garden hose in the mouth of a significant other for pleasure.
Numericism
from Velvet Popsicle at 3:30racism against numbers, as coined by TJ. Those practicing numericism are also known as dicklickers.
Oklay
from Ms Spoke at 19:20Sex that's just OK, not great. You may like it but definitely won't tlove it.
One Night in the Hot Springs
from Hamhawk Ball at 46:31When you try and masturbate surreptitiously.
Open Bach gift
from Ms Spoke at 16:15A box set of Bach classical music that's already been opened, and you're open to listening to it.
P.F. Chang's fire drill
from Ferris Wheel Santa at 26:30When you get of your car and run around wondering why you're paying so much for something that is usually less expensive and just as good.
Paddle Boating Accident
from Veal Bongs at 37:18When you accidentally get pregnant on a paddle boat.
Pan handlers
from Mask Confusion at 49:33People with pancakes for hands
Parotsailing
from Sneezing Ladle at 45:00Parasailing with a parrot on your shoulder
Passive threesome
from Airport Courage at 1:00:44An act of group sex involving three people where one participant is fake sleeping
Passturbator
from Telekinetic Parrot at 8:16An individual that may frequent gambling establishments while simultaneously masturbating and commandeering a moving vehicle. Also known as Gamblebator.
Pee Ball To The Sky
from Inflatable Pizza at 9:11When you can make your pee rise. Or leak upwards.
It calls for an Ice Cold Budwiser.
Peniral
from Baby Llama Pops at 42:44Funeral for a penis
Penis holster
from Nozzle Cakes at 21:40Condom
Penny-cab
from One Layer Dip at 10:00A penny-farthing pedicab.
A parrot sealed in a barrel
Perpydic
from Baby Llama Pops at 17:40Slang for perpendicular
Petty Crabs
from Dolphin Boy- Live from the... at 21:05Getting crabs from a girl who convinces you to have sex with her for a very petty reason
Piding
from Sneezing Ladle at 11:00A confident pirate in hiding
Pids
from Baseball Podcast for Babies -... at 21:15When you are pissed off at your kids.
Pocket Billiards
from Hamhawk Ball at 48:10when you give yourself a hand job wearing pleated slacks
Pocket Pool
from Hamhawk Ball at 48:00when you give yourself a hand job wearing parachute pants
Podcash
from One Layer Dip at 12:28A podcast with Cash.
Poemo
from Ferris Wheel Santa at 32:35A derogatory term for a contemporary poet
Politifs
from Crooked Squirrel at 45:03Little fights in politics
Pookie hatch
from Dancing Robot at 34:31Anus
Pooky Pie
from Bird Bath Conversation at 6:50 ("pooky" pronounced like "cookie")
1) A cookie pie.
2) A pedophiles morning walk.
Popsicle people
from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 19:021. Angry versions of Cash's friends in Kool-Aid popsicle form
2. Jews
3. Otter Pops
Potfly
from Twitter Barrel at 52:31The formal name for a Botfly that has smoked marijuana
Pouch Cream
from Tipping Buddah at 29:07Cash's personal line of lotion for plastic surgery "enhancements". The entire reason why Cash started the podcast in the first place was to move this product.
When parents print their children’s lemonade stand sign for them, thus hurting said children’s chances of having a successful lemonade business. Signage should be handmade with crayon or black marker. It should include a backwards E at the end, or also acceptable would be a backward L.
Purpence
from Ms Spoke at 18:42When somebody purports to be Mike Pence.
TJ's orgasm phrase
to be an a**hole
Qestion
from Slinky Dipping at 05:20When you question your own digestion.
A retreat where one spends time away from normal life for the purpose of connecting with Quakers and/or Quakerism.
People who don't care about their jobs
Quick Whippers
from Shark Footprints at 18:29People who eat mayonnaise straight.
Real juice, drink it up
from Glucose Titties at 8:08An expression used to signify that a statement was truthful or honest and that it should be accepted
Restorical
from Scratch the Dragon at 7:05When you restore the historical questions. History questions are timeless, they never go out of style.
Masturbation
Not to be done with pizza cutters or else you'll end up with enough nicks down there for a New York sports team! Officer Dan!
Return the gab
from Banana Peel Conversations at 4:41When someone gives you an unwanted gift of gab, but you give it back with a gab gift receipt.
Reverse spelunking
from Reverse Spelunking at 11:55When you explore outside of a cave.
Rhyming run
from Full Body Release at 6:10A run during which one must rhyme the whole time
Row of bros
from Panda Thighs at 42:57"Bro" said three times in a row
Rubjump
from Nerd Burglar at 12:13Wet suit. Also known as a rubjumper, rubber jumper, or rubberized jumper.
Urinating at an underground waterfall (...somewhere in TN...)
Rudabagot
from Hamhawk Ball at 45:33A bigot who's rude about vegetables.
Rule Number One
from Crooked Squirrel at 24:52A reference to an unintentional Sean Connery quote (due to an editing mishap), "Rule Number One: how do I know you're not a cop?"
Sadcycle
from Scratcher in the Rye at 10:23When you have a full bicycle ride and you're sad the whole time.
Sample week
from Badger like a Fox at 3:14Monday, Wednesday, and some of a Saturday
Sand Benjamin
from Slide Show Conspiracy at 3:29One hundred sand dollars
Saxne
from Pleasure Tether at 18:04Sex acne you get from fucking a saxophone.
Scifting
from DJ Dragon Roll at 31:45Scaring somebody with a gift.
Scissoring the fringe
from One Layer Dip at 8:00Cutting a piece of paper for an informational (aka flyer) so a person can pull off a single phone number without ripping the whole thing off a telephone pole
Self flatulation
from Valentine Colada at 27:42When you bend yourself in half and fart in your own face.
Semi-fine toothed comb
from Ms Spoke at 14:39A brush.
Shankle
from Ladle Baby at 4:25A shank specifically made to stab ankles.
A shelter-cellar
Shit Basting
from Pipe Dreams-Part 1 at 45:22A turkey basted by Aunt Margarethan. No one eats this turkey
Shit Blasting
from Pipe Dreams 2- Throwing Bugles at 06:45Usually done to a Quaker.
Shitland pony
from Banana Peel Conversations at 5:25When a Shetland pony shits.
A society where everyone's stabbing eachother with sharpened toothbrushes.
A one trick pony. Useless.
Also referred to as a one stick chime.
Skipping nickels
from Scratch the Dragon at 29:05.4Getting really old!
Derived from the Age Pickup-Graph, stating the pickup-ratio while aging:
0 - 15 years old: you will pick up any change
15 - 40: you will pick up any dime, but will ignore pennies
40 - 75: you will not pick up any single quarters, but will pick up 2 quarters depending on how far one is from the other
< 90: you will always pick up silver dollars or dollar bills
> 115: you won't even bother to pick up a hundred dollar bill
Skipping quarters
from Scratch the Dragon at 29:55.5Gotten rich to an extent where you don't even bother to pick up a dropped quarter.
According to the AgePickup-Scale people past their 40s are falling into this category.
Sleep Charting
from Karaoke Clover at 3:05A rare sleeping disorder that Cash suffers from where one makes charts while sleeping, possibly of weight gains or losses.
Smelting
from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 3 at 12:57Cooking eggs in a certain way.
When you snap at somebody after jacking them off, or saying mean things to said person.
Sneak-insome
from Airport Courage at 1:00:44A passive threesome where the fake sleeping participant sneaks in and involves themselves in the sexual activity without the other two members noticing. It may also be referred to as a Sleep-insome.
Sneard
from Yoda Theft 2- Plastic Goblets at 16:25(Pronounced like 'heard') When you smell something a nerd heard.
Snex
from Calamari Snowman at 15:23Sex with a snow person. One warms up their penis, elongates the penis and then penetrates a snow person, creating a snow vagina thus giving birth to a snow-woman.
Snickers Ice Cream Bar Conversation
from Tangled Twins- Live from San... at 1:08:40A conversation that leads to some real realizations.
Sp'toinkered
from Sneezing Ladle at 37:22Really drunk, three sheets to the wind.
Sp'toinkerville
from Sneezing Ladle at 37:36Living in a state of extreme drunkenness
Spacecream
from Pleasure Tether at 17:20Space icecream that fixes everything!
Also referred to as the "Duct tape of the universe"
Jackin' your honeystick in space.
Special A
from Dancing Robot at 35:02Horse sterilizer; makes your dick go back up into your own body.
Speed dumps
from Burpdawg Style at 7:43Periodic huge logs of shit you have to drive over on your neighborhood street.
Spigot
from Shark Footprints at 34:28A racist-sounding slur for a new mother
Splick pitch
from Migrating Pencil at 17:18A whiffleball pitch that involves sticking two of your fingers through the ball's holes and flicking the ball into a spin as you throw it.
Squanus
from Kangaroo Xmas at 08:20An anus inside an anus; also known as anus squared. TJ Miller was forced to have a squanus by Nancy Grace after being beaten mercilessly with her gravel-filled glucose tits.
Square ladle
from Sneezing Ladle at 43:27A ladle that measures 6x6 in any unit of measurement.
Staineritis
from DJ Dragon Roll at 46:15A disease which develops a stain on your taint.
Stampled
from Slide Show Conspiracy 2 -... at 37:19Trampled by a stampede
Stanky cank
from Canker Store at 44:48Canker sore with gangrene, also known as a Stanker Canker.
Steven Seagals and Seaguys
from Below the Law at 13:31Members of the Steven Seagal fan club.
Sticky zipper
from Tripod of Furry- Live from the... at 58:07When a man ejaculates (spontaneously or not) into his own pants
Street foyer
from Dancing Robot at 48:54Cul-de-sac
Strippy nips
from Canker Store at 49:57Nipples in the shape of one big stripe. Waldo is known to have strippy nips.
Sux
from Telekinetic Parrot at 44:38Sex through sucking
Synchronized Singers
from Speedball Parade at 52:10A band. Nope. A choir.
Taking a whoops on your whibbles
from Roadhouse Original at 12:57Defecating on the anxieties that people have about technology
Talkin' Lots
from Whiskey Flute at 4:50The working title for a show intended to be hosted exclusively by T.J. Miller. The full working title was to be: Talkin' Lots with T.G. Who-did-it
Tarsil
from Scratch the Dragon at 15:32When your tonsil is covered in tar and its got little peacock feathers on it. Often hiding dildos within.
French kissing (because we don't like the French that much)
The perfect phrase to yell out before you leave a party in order to make a lasting impression. Most commonly said in a high whispered tone.
The 'C' Card
from Airport Courage at 19:55Using the word cunt in an insulting manner.
The Four Floors of Whores
from Ritzy Bitzy Wingman at 10:31The opposite of The Seven Levels of Nevilles, a glorious and wonderful place.
The Hitler Card
from Ear Envy at 17:30Making some reference to Hitler or the Nazi party during the course of a dispute. Shouldn't be done too early or it loses it true effect and makes you look bad.
The Old Dick-Do
from Consensless at 9:25What the body don't do, the dick do. That's the way it's gotta be, because when it goes down easy, it comes out hard.
The Old Slosh & Flush
from Wildcard Classic: One Adorable... at 33:50When you do the 3-point-line-puke and hit nothing but bowl. No rim, no seat.
The Seven Levels of Nevilles
from Ritzy Bitzy Wingman at 27:10An unholy place to be, akin to an IKEA filled with men named Neville. Originally there were only three levels.
There are no chicken facials
from Glucose Titties at 34:04An expression used to illustrate that something does not exist in nature, derived from the fact that naturally, roosters do not ejaculate on hens' faces.
Thin canning
from Mask Confusion at 48:20The process of ruining one's life by way of purchasing inordinate amounts of Red Bull
The performance of snapping one's fingers three times, punctuated by slapping one's own butt. Done to highlight the truthfulness or importance of an event or point.
Three-ply Cash Stacker
from Siren Shucking at 26:49When there are three or more Levy's sitting on a lap in one seat.
Tickle switch
from Tickle Switch at 23:25A complicated and time consuming series of actions required for an individual to induce orgasm in their female sex partner
Tiller
from Double Goodie at 12:09A teller that tends to the till.
Tlove it
from Ms Spoke at 19:40When T.J. loves it.
To-Loo list
from Ms Spoke at 25:45A list of things to do in a French toilet.
Toe in the hole
from Crocodile Tears at 10:57When someone kicks you in the dick and their toe gets stuck in the peehole.
Toinkered
from Sneezing Ladle at 37:13Very drunk.
Tondom
from Fully Loaded at 32:32A glove you wear on your tongue if you don't want to taste what you're eating; also called a lick mitten,
the old tongue coater, or a tandem tongue and condom.
Western version of the burqa.
Toughnut
from DJ Dragon Roll at 46:11A disease where you have indestructible testicles.
Tradence
from Closet Space at 10:20A well preserved corpse, formerly married to Prudence and roommate of TJ Miller. She is well known for her cheery atmosphere.
Treadmeal
from Dizzy Cumberbuns at 8:40When you eat food or your own feelings while atop a treadmill.
Succession of three questions (Triple Banger), in a rapid fire sequence (Lightning Round). Often followed by an additional banger, known as the Triple Banger Auxiliary Round.
Tubbies
from Bird Bath Conversation at 25:20Children conceived in a hot tub. Also known as tub-rubbers
Tunacorn
from Jigsaw Lottery at 24:10A unicorn made of tuna, or a tuna fish with a unicorn horn that's just a magical fish of the sea.
Tuppleware
from Yoda Theft 2- Plastic Goblets at 17:05Really soft, supple Tupperware.
Turning phradius
from Below the Law at 19:49How quickly you can u-turn a phrase (it's all in the wrist).
Twitler Card
from Telekinetic Parrot at 47:58The Hitler card on twitter. Appropriate to use only after 15 @replies.
U-turn a phrase
from Below the Law at 13:01When you take a phrase and turn it right back around.
Vertical lazy river
from Burpdawg Style at 36:00When T.J. builds an escalator in a lazy river that takes him to the tippity tops.
Voweldictorian
from Dangling Watermelon at 14:40The student with the highest academic ranking in vowels from a graduating class
Walledowl
from Canker Store at 35:10A wall-eyed owl.
Water Choir
from Speedball Parade at 52:45Another name for synchronized swimming.
Water Cumberbund
from Paparazzi Trojan at 06:53Inner tube
Weedlet
from Sweet Heat- Live from Legends... at 7:17Pamphlet made of weed
Weenis
from Olive Branch Slide Whistle at 24:51The small flap of skin on your elbow.
Cat food, the wet wet stuff.
Whale Sandies
from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 2 at 5:23Condoms with sand paper on the inside and whale skin on the outside.
Wheels on Meals
from Biosyntheticalicious at 18:34A company that delivers food that's been run over by cars for incredibly inexpensive prices.
Whipbacker smacker
from 17th Degree at 05:03When two owl comedians whip their heads back at the same time while telling a joke and hit each other. From the Hoot Hooting with Owl podcast, produced by Donkey.
Whippling Your Weeping Willow
from Hieroglyphic Salad at 6:22Masturbation. It's a sin to do this in a confession box.
Whisk guard
from Mask Confusion at 21:07After sustaining an injury to the wrist from operating a whisk, a whisk guard may be worn as a protective device that makes it impossible to hold or use a whisk.
Whisker tits
from Furry Flags at 13:50Tits with wispy animalistic comfort
Whiskey pussy
from Turtle Eclipse at 4:47The female version of whiskey dick; being so drunk that one's vagina closes
Whistle Standard
from Bigfoot Momma's House at 44:32.7The male "member." (The gold standard of *whistle*)
White Satin Saturdays
from Roadhouse Original at 16:08TJ's white satin pants
Wind screams
from Guantanamo Dinosaur at 7:17Yells and screams uttered into the wind
A bird that has one or more wings but is flightless.
Also see: Flight tease.
Wombative situation
from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 18:48A combative situation where one or more participants seems like a wombat
Yahtzee and sneezing penis
from Sneezing Ladle at 22:18.1Preferred ways of referring to the process of ejaculation.
Other possibilities: little death, hot (tasty) shot, love-explosion and mangravy
Yodeladleheehoo
from Scratcher in the Rye at 15:02It's a way to yodel about ladling. It's what you scream or sing in exclamation when you've made a ladle out of something. It originally started when a small handle was put on an alphorn (the long horn from the Ricola ads.) It is pronounced yodel-laddle-hee-hoo and is also known as Ladodeling or Yadeling.
Yodoisturize
from Checkmate Chow Mein at 29:50To use moisturizer backwards. Also possibly the lotion that brings Yoda to climax.
Yonderland
from Sneezing Ladle at 37:46.5Getting so drunk you are living as a dead person. People have seen the city lights, but no one has ever been there.
You're an embarrassment to your family
from Tipping Buddah at 35:43A second tier escalation of anger. On occasion could be substituted with the phrase "You would be doing us all a favor if you hanged yourself." This however, could be construed as a fifth tier escalation.
Zoom eyes
from Below the Law at 24:00When you start seeing 5 to 16 of everything with a background from Zooming too much (a quarantine injury).
ZZ Over-the-top
from Blueberry Muffin Foot at 15:43Having an overly long beard