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A-Hole Sour

from episode 134 at 25:00

The only appropriate thing to say to someone who is worse than an A-Hole. (Like a pilot that does a shoddy landing).

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Abovering

from episode 35 at 13:16

Hovering above you.

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Airport courage

from episode 39 at 18:38

Unnatural bravery brought on by the knowledge that any opponent in the airport is free from knives, guns, or other weapons.

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Ansels and Quetels

from episode 106 at 10:30

Answers and questions that, like Hansel and Gretel, got lost in the forest because the breadcrumbs of reason were eaten by the birds of consumerism

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Ash tree

from episode 6 at 44:48

1. a popular dwelling for box elder bugs
2. a mispronunciation of "ash-tray"

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Ass frenching

from episode 48 at 52:46

A kanus with the addition of bowel movement tongues.

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Backmaskering

from episode 13 at 59:22.5

The act of listening to the maskers section of the podcast backwards in order to find hidden messages.

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Bad Farmer's Market

from episode 76 at 33:05

A vending machine.

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Badger like a fox

from episode 27 at 10:02

Crazy clever badgering like a fox would

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Banus

from episode 52 at 01:00:44

The area between the balls and the anus

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The era when T.J. had his honeystick stuck in a jug for two months. His pants no longer fit forcing him to wear a barrel.

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Basting

from episode 24 at 1:00:07

A turkey facial

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Bear melon

from episode 35 at 1:06:39

The most alpha of all the melons. Actual existence somewhat dubious but if TJ says that it exists that is good enough for me.

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Beguns

from episode 67 at 21:17

When you begin with guns.

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Benis

from episode 22 at 10:00

A bonus penis that may or may not have compatibility with select electronic devices.
Synonyms include: Auxiliary penis, aux cock, double dick, and double trouble dick.

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Big hits no tits

from episode 20 at 33:27

Asking a band to come back and do an encore of their biggest hits and make the girls leave

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Binge kissing

from episode 101 at 6:05

French kissing while vomiting back and forth into each others mouths

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Bird bath conversation

from episode 54 at 44:48.3

A terrible, cesspool of a conversation

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Blowing Beans

from episode 56 at 33:57

When you light a taco like a cigarette and then blow the bean smoke into someone's rude face.

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Blundo

from episode 52 at 49:30

A ball-biting session with a little ball-busting from a transvestite hooker. Generally costs around $300.

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Boogaloo Stew

from episode 24 at 7:28

The signature dish of the theme restaurant Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. Boogaloo Stew is "a delicious jambalaya based dish."

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Breaking It Down A Notch

from episode 53 at 13:49

As you take it down a notch, you also break it down.

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Burging

from episode 70 at 2:19

Simultaneous binging & purging. This involves puking but eating the puke as it comes up.

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Burlap sack of bullshit

from episode 93 at 14:34

An obvious lie

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Burritsta

from episode 55 at 7:08

The person who assembles your burrito at Chipotle. Essentially a burrito barista.

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Burst Place

from episode 93

The place in which a child is burst from it's mother's pussy. Otherwise known as birthplace.

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Camplain Slogan

from episode 109 at 44:25

A plain campaign slogan.

Example: "Vote!"

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Jerking off with maple syrup

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Canecapable

from episode 54 at 35:00.30

A staff that has been modified so that you can use it as a cane

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Canker store

from episode 50 at 44:06

An establishment where canker sores are available for purchase

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Cankin' and thankin'

from episode 50 at 43:33

Being happy while having a canker sore. Cankin' and thankin' will be Pemberton Buttlestick's campaign slogan for 2014.

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Cantaloupe hands

from episode 5 at 23:14

Describes the odd-shaped fists of TJ Miller.

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Caracas

from episode 73 at 17:53

Mexican Crocs

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Cash phrases

from episode 12 at 35.41

phrases from the show

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Cashmoirs

from episode 116 at 12:12

Cashmere related memories

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Chime

from episode 106 at 4:38.5

A really hard churro

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Cliffhammer

from episode 101 at 32:35

A cliffhanger that has really been hammered home.

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Cloth Leg Tubes

from episode 69 at 12:35

Leg Shirts a.k.a "Pants"

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Colemodel

from episode 42

A cold role model.

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Come out of the corn

from episode 39 at 42:50

A term for when a baseball player emerges onto the field. It can also be used figuratively to mean that a situation is being improved.

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Raisins that don't give a fuck, commonly mistaken for cranberries

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Cronuts

from episode 99 at 10:50

Croissant donuts

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Defines the time that it takes to paste a heart surgeon.

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Cups

from episode 50

Hiccups. Also known as cuppies

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Curly's Gold-Fries

from episode 24 at 26:00

The signature dish of the theme restaurant City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold. Often ordered as a mountain (or mountanious) of Curly's Gold-Fries.

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Custom fit

from episode 9 at 39:17

Really cool.... really really cool.

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Cypussy

from episode 99

A derogatory term for someone from Cyprus.

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Da shi-shi

from episode 9 at 21:00

The perfect closing joke to tell an audience of one-year-olds

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Deficious

from episode 20 at 39:47

it means delicious in fish

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Deliciolous

from episode 93 at 40:10

Something so tasty even the Greecioloucions would've been able to appreciate.

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A virgin. One who hasn't had sex since the Dewey administration.

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Dick Yell

from episode 41 at 59:26

When a woman pulls down your pants and berates your penis. According to TJ, it's a blowjob that you truly do deserve.

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Dicking

from episode 139 at 13:49

Extremely pleasurable sexual intercourse

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Dinner with Pibbitha

from episode 56 at 40:55

Somebody pointing a gun to your crotch under a table.

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Dip

from episode 18 at 7:26

The condom for the chip

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Don't sail too close to the wind

from episode 16 at 13:25

A warning to stop what one is doing before they are hurt, physically or otherwise.

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Double Stink

from episode 18 at 35:22

When a car comes up quickly on you, as a pedestrian crossing on the crosswalk, and you give them the stink eye twice.

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Druncle

from episode 31 at 57:52

The inebriated brother or brother-in-law of someone's parent.

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Dual spit

from episode 36 at 37:33

When someone spits in your face, you catch it in your mouth, and you spit it right back

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Dusband

from episode 102 at 23:50.3

Debonair wife

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Eclipsus interruptus

from episode 81 at 1:11:19.5

Sexual intercourse deliberately interrupted in order to watch a solar eclipse

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Elongated penis

from episode 42 at 15:38

Erection

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Epibural

from episode 55 at 1:50

An epidural given by a burly man or Milton Berle

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Euphamasia

from episode 57 at 50:45.5

A nicer way of helping someone kill himself.

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Euthanism

from episode 41 at 11:20

A euphemism regarding euthanasia

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Facepic

from episode 54 at 52:50

Like facebook but just profile pictures... of Richard Crenna

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Febreze those peepers

from episode 12 at 22:44

A phrase used to send a message of disapproval to an individual and suggest they refrain from giving you the stink eye. The literal meaning is: to use an air freshener product to mask or eliminate the odor emitting from a smelly eye.

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Feel the tenderness

from episode 19 at 9:00

As its name suggests, used when asking someone to feel something soft

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Flabnabbing

from episode 100 at 59:00

1. Sneaking into someone's house while they're sleeping, giving them liposuction, and stealing the fat.
2. Having sexual intercourse with a more heavyset person

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Flailing Man

from episode 26 at 36:44

An annual used car event and temporary community based on radical indecisiveness about whether or not to attend Burning Man

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Flimsy up the numbers

from episode 92 at 14:59

Fudging the numbers

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Fondookie

from episode 32 at 15:45

One of those shits that you'll always remember

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Forehead stache

from episode 24 at 38:08

A thin strip of facial hair located an inch above the eyebrows that resembles a monobrow

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Full body ingestion

from episode 31 at 41:49

Taking a bunch of drugs at the same time.

Originally known as "Full body intake," which referred to doing the following all at once: picking your nose, snorting cocaine, drinking alcohol, injecting heroin, and taking Special A through the pookie hatch.

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Full body release

from episode 28 at 17:30

The excretion of every fluid from one's body at once. A true full body release includes all of the following: urinating, defecating, vomiting, sweating from every pore, snot running from the nose, crying (or squirting milk if done while cumming to climax) from all 4 tear ducts, drooling, foaming at the mouth, and bleeding from the ears.

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Fuperglue

from episode 31 at 14:55

A sexual activity involving the stimulation of the genitalia of a sex partner by the use of fingers that are covered in superglue

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Fusgat

from episode 96 at 39:37

The fusion of nougat in the mouths of two french kissing people.

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Garbage cock

from episode 22 at 14:00

Male version of "Whisker Tits" - usually used in a derogatory sense. Also a potential affliction a male may suffer after hate-fucking a trash can.

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Coming to climax whilst on the receiving end of an H.J.

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Getting all the soldiers into the canopy

from episode 10 at 31:19

Achieving an erection

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Giving a handjob to the Tin Man

from episode 15 at 3:23

Fondling a microphone

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Glastle

from episode 38 at 48:35

A really big glass house, at least 200 hundred years old, which has a moat and a dragon. Glastles can be a hassle to clean.

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A great guy and a great owner

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Gloffice

from episode 51

A glass office. Those who work in a gloffice shouldn't throw glass staplers.

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God

A very funny word according to Cash Levy's son as discussed on the podcast "Baseball".

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Going naked

from episode 24 at 17:06

Going super crazy on someone in a donnybrook situation (crazy enough to strip off all your clothes and fight nude)

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Gonorrhena

from episode 25 at 37:00

When your STD has upgraded from playing big theaters to playing arenas

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Gonorrhina

from episode 40 at 50:56

A ballerina with gonorrhea

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Grapist

from episode 3 at 2:27

A racist against grapes. Totally unacceptable.

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Guacburger

from episode 31 at 55:02

What airline pilots call burritos

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Hair Studio

from episode 82 at 4:20

A musical studio to record hair band covers

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A hand job procured from Miss Piggy or other various swine.

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Hang and dangle

from episode 35 at 10:32

Fishing while having your jeans rolled up and bare feet off the edge of a pier, preferably on a first date.

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Head beard

from episode 50 at 20:24

Short hair (should be short enough that it sticks up straight on its own)

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High Seasoning

from episode 51 at 21:26

High treason where you've over seasoned the cod.

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Hoj

from episode 14 at 48:51

1. A gang of twelve men
2. A hug that is so soft that it doesn't feel like they're really gripping you at all

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Honey stick

from episode 50 at 22:48

Penis

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Honey sticking the witness

from episode 52 at 53:43

Poking the witness with your honey stick. Never happened without being held in contempt of court.

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Honey sticklet

from episode 81 at 46:35

A mini honey stick

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Hooping cough

from episode 25 at 36:30

A highly contagious bacterial disease that causes uncontrollable, violent coughing only while playing basketball

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Hot log

from episode 34 at 45:21

1. Not a hot pod.
2. Something that came out the pookie hatch.
3. A fondookie.

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Hot pod

from episode 27 at 28:59

A particularly great episode of a podcast (sometimes additionally described as tasty, spicy, or buttery)

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Ice Cream Saturday

from episode 83 at 33:56

A day where you just eat ice cream for every meal.

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If we stay here, the party dies

from episode 15 at 44:37

A phrase used in order to illustrate the importance of moving on in order to keep a party or gathering going.

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Immy

from episode 29 at 47:50

An immortal prick that, instead of killing themselves when they become elderly, continues living solely to beat the world record for oldest human alive

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In my own ladle

from episode 45 at 44:10

A state of joyful drunkenness (see Sp'toinkered or Sp'toinkerville)

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In the state of Denver

from episode 9 at 40:21

A euphemism for being high off of marijuana drugs. Originally coined by Doug Benson

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To get involved in ones vulva.
i.e. I often times confide things within her, we've actually become quite invulvaed.

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Jewskie

from episode 42 at 3:26

A juicy, Jewish brewskie. A beer labeled with the brown star of David.

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Jewskittish

from episode 45 at 6:00

When you get skittish of a Jewskie.

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Kanus

from episode 48 at 51:58

Two puckering anuses kissing. Considered to be the most beautiful union between a man and a woman.

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Kneading the Groin

from episode 83 at 11:34

When a woman will knead your groin like dough resulting in pizza dick & occasionally pepperoni cock. Not to be confused with being kneed in the groin.

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Koala-Bearing the Witness

from episode 51

Giving a witness little tiny licks on their face and then give them a little eucalyptus. A common practice of lawyers who have Koala's in their office.

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A military strategy wherein you shoot a lamb at the opposing faction.

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Lasso tear

from episode 15 at 16:28

A tear that emanates from one eye, rolls down and around the chin and then goes into the other eye

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Lavstock

from episode 32 at 32:52

Livestock that is covered in lava

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Let the wind do its job

from episode 9 at 4:44

Expression used when one believes a natural process is being unnecessarily usurped by a man-made device.

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Lightlings

from episode 70 at 9:38

Smaller lights, a la ducklings

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Limp wrister

from episode 24 at 25:09

A pejorative term for any service industry professional that is wearing a wrist guard on the job

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Lipper Dipper Scary Skating

from episode 69 at 7:12

An ice-skating routine in which you chew tobacco while people scare you. If scared to the point of swallowing the tobacco you are to do a full body release.

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Liquid dick

from episode 3 at 51:43

The feeling that one's penis has more liquid in it than the tomato it was pulled out of

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Ask the masters. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MASKS.

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Massagynistic

from episode 48 at 37:32

When you knead someones shoulders while you tell them they should be making 75 cents for your every dollar.

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Meat foot

from episode 33 at 19:56

Penis

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Long john pajamas which only cover a medium amount of the body.

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Mesquerious

from episode 71 at 10:54

The inability to distinguish between the words mystique and mesquite.

Example: Mesquerious barbeques that you think are mysterious could just be mesquite.

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A complimentary nickname

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Misteaks

from episode 124 at 20:05

When you didn't have a really good cut of beef that night.

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Momoir

from episode 116 at 11:38

A memoir about one's mother.

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Moostard

from episode 63 at 23:03

Mustard which is made from moose semen.

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When someone has been talking a lot of shit about someone else

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Never-speak-of-it-again

from episode 67 at 56:10

A woman that is able to use her unusually long outie belly-button as an umbilical dildo

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Nine-foot-milk-wink

from episode 52 at 50:16

The act of squirting milk out of an eye. A useful skill to have for lawyering, bartending, impressing dates at carnivals, and feeding babies.

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Nozzling

from episode 19 at 8:28

The act of putting a garden hose in the mouth of a significant other for pleasure.

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Numericism

from episode 13 at 3:30

racism against numbers, as coined by TJ. Those practicing numericism are also known as dicklickers.

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One Night in the Hot Springs

from episode 60 at 46:31

When you try and masturbate surreptitiously.

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P.F. Chang's fire drill

from episode 8 at 26:30

When you get of your car and run around wondering why you're paying so much for something that is usually less expensive and just as good.

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Paddle Boating Accident

from episode 4 at 37:18

When you accidentally get pregnant on a paddle boat.

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Pan handlers

from episode 25 at 49:33

People with pancakes for hands

last updated 4 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Parotsailing

from episode 45 at 45:00

Parasailing with a parrot on your shoulder

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A parrot sealed in a barrel

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Passive threesome

from episode 39 at 1:00:44

An act of group sex involving three people where one participant is fake sleeping

last updated 4 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Passturbator

from episode 34 at 8:16

An individual that may frequent gambling establishments while simultaneously masturbating and commandeering a moving vehicle. Also known as Gamblebator.

last updated 5 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Peniral

from episode 33 at 42:44

Funeral for a penis

last updated 5 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Penis holster

from episode 40 at 21:40

Condom

last updated 4 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Perpydic

from episode 33 at 17:40

Slang for perpendicular

last updated 5 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Petty Crabs

from episode 149 at 21:05

Getting crabs from a girl who convinces you to have sex with her for a very petty reason

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Piding

from episode 45 at 11:00

A confident pirate in hiding

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Pocket Billiards

from episode 60 at 48:10

when you give yourself a hand job wearing pleated slacks

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Pocket Pool

from episode 60 at 48:00

when you give yourself a hand job wearing parachute pants

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Poemo

from episode 8 at 32:35

A derogatory term for a contemporary poet

last updated 5 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Politifs

from episode 20 at 45:03

Little fights in politics

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Pookie hatch

from episode 31 at 34:31

Anus

last updated 5 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Pooky Pie

from episode 54 at 6:50

("pooky" pronounced like "cookie")

1) A cookie pie.
2) A pedophiles morning walk.

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Popsicle people

from episode 24 at 19:02

1. Angry versions of Cash's friends in Kool-Aid popsicle form
2. Jews
3. Otter Pops

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Potfly

from episode 23 at 52:31

The formal name for a Botfly that has smoked marijuana

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Pouch Cream

from episode 1 at 27:07

Cash's personal line of lotion for plastic surgery "enhancements". The entire reason why Cash started the podcast in the first place was to move this product.

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TJ's orgasm phrase

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to be an a**hole

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Qestion

from episode 82 at 05:20

When you question your own digestion.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A retreat where one spends time away from normal life for the purpose of connecting with Quakers and/or Quakerism.

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Quick Whippers

from episode 74 at 18:29

People who eat mayonnaise straight.

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Real juice, drink it up

from episode 3 at 8:08

An expression used to signify that a statement was truthful or honest and that it should be accepted

last updated 1 year ago by 64.253.182.52  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Restorical

from episode 53 at 7:05

When you restore the historical questions. History questions are timeless, they never go out of style.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Masturbation

Not to be done with pizza cutters or else you'll end up with enough nicks down there for a New York sports team! Officer Dan!

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Rhyming run

from episode 28 at 6:10

A run during which one must rhyme the whole time

last updated 5 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Row of bros

from episode 9 at 42:57

"Bro" said three times in a row

last updated 5 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Rubjump

from episode 71 at 12:13

Wet suit. Also known as a rubjumper, rubber jumper, or rubberized jumper.

last updated 4 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Rudabagot

from episode 60 at 45:33

A bigot who's rude about vegetables.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Rule Number One

from episode 20 at 24:52

A reference to an unintentional Sean Connery quote (due to an editing mishap), "Rule Number One: how do I know you're not a cop?"

last updated 4 years ago by 96.33.168.6  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sadcycle

from episode 63 at 10:23

When you have a full bicycle ride and you're sad the whole time.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sample week

from episode 27 at 3:14

Monday, Wednesday, and some of a Saturday

last updated 5 years ago by Ryan  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Sand Benjamin

from episode 101 at 3:29

One hundred sand dollars

last updated 3 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Saxne

from episode 49 at 18:04

Sex acne you get from fucking a saxophone.

last updated 4 years ago by eltigraska  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Scifting

from episode 68 at 31:45

Scaring somebody with a gift.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Self flatulation

from episode 48 at 27:42

When you bend yourself in half and fart in your own face.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Shankle

from episode 95 at 4:25

A shank specifically made to stab ankles.

last updated 3 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A shelter-cellar

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Shit Basting

from episode 133 at 45:22

A turkey basted by Aunt Margarethan. No one eats this turkey

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Usually done to a Quaker.

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A society where everyone's stabbing eachother with sharpened toothbrushes.

last updated 3 years ago by 97.73.50.117  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A one trick pony. Useless.
Also referred to as a one stick chime.

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Skipping nickels

from episode 53 at 29:05.4

Getting really old!

Derived from the Age Pickup-Graph, stating the pickup-ratio while aging:
0 - 15 years old: you will pick up any change
15 - 40: you will pick up any dime, but will ignore pennies
40 - 75: you will not pick up any single quarters, but will pick up 2 quarters depending on how far one is from the other
< 90: you will always pick up silver dollars or dollar bills
> 115: you won't even bother to pick up a hundred dollar bill

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Skipping quarters

from episode 53 at 29:55.5

Gotten rich to an extent where you don't even bother to pick up a dropped quarter.
According to the AgePickup-Scale people past their 40s are falling into this category.

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Sleep Charting

from episode 55 at 3:05

A rare sleeping disorder that Cash suffers from where one makes charts while sleeping, possibly of weight gains or losses.

last updated 4 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Smelting

from episode 94 at 12:57

Cooking eggs in a certain way.

last updated 3 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

The act of manually stimulating a person's genitalia prior to snapping your fingers and exiting, or saying mean things to said person.

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Sneak-insome

from episode 39 at 1:00:44

A passive threesome where the fake sleeping participant sneaks in and involves themselves in the sexual activity without the other two members noticing. It may also be referred to as a Sleep-insome.

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(Pronounced like 'heard') When you smell something a nerd heard.

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Snex

from episode 42 at 15:23

Sex with a snow person. One warms up their penis, elongates the penis and then penetrates a snow person, creating a snow vagina thus giving birth to a snow-woman.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Snickers Ice Cream Bar Conversation

from episode 122 at 1:08:40

A conversation that leads to some real realizations.

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Sp'toinkered

from episode 45 at 37:22

Really drunk, three sheets to the wind.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sp'toinkerville

from episode 45 at 37:36

Living in a state of extreme drunkenness

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Spacecream

from episode 49 at 17:20

Space icecream that fixes everything!
Also referred to as the "Duct tape of the universe"

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Jackin' your honeystick in space.

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Special A

from episode 31 at 35:02

Horse sterilizer; makes your dick go back up into your own body.

last updated 4 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Spigot

from episode 74 at 34:28

A racist-sounding slur for a new mother

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Splick pitch

from episode 106 at 17:18

A whiffleball pitch that involves sticking two of your fingers through the ball's holes and flicking the ball into a spin as you throw it.

last updated 3 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Squanus

from episode 41 at 08:20

An anus inside an anus; also known as anus squared. TJ Miller was forced to have a squanus by Nancy Grace after being beaten mercilessly with her gravel-filled glucose tits.

last updated 4 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Square ladle

from episode 45 at 43:27

A ladle that measures 6x6 in any unit of measurement.

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Staineritis

from episode 68 at 46:15

A disease which develops a stain on your taint.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Stampled

from episode 102 at 37:19

Trampled by a stampede

last updated 3 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Stanky cank

from episode 50 at 44:48

Canker sore with gangrene, also known as a Stanker Canker.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sticky zipper

from episode 32 at 58:07

When a man ejaculates (spontaneously or not) into his own pants

last updated 5 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Street foyer

from episode 31 at 48:54

Cul-de-sac

last updated 4 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Strippy nips

from episode 50 at 49:57

Nipples in the shape of one big stripe. Waldo is known to have strippy nips.

last updated 4 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sux

from episode 34 at 44:38

Sex through sucking

last updated 5 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Synchronized Singers

from episode 57 at 52:10

A band. Nope. A choir.

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Taking a whoops on your whibbles

from episode 58 at 12:57

Defecating on the anxieties that people have about technology

last updated 4 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Talkin' Lots

from episode 36 at 4:50

The working title for a show intended to be hosted exclusively by T.J. Miller. The full working title was to be: Talkin' Lots with T.G. Who-did-it

last updated 4 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Tarsil

from episode 53 at 15:32

When your tonsil is covered in tar and its got little peacock feathers on it. Often hiding dildos within.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

The perfect phrase to yell out before you leave a party in order to make a lasting impression. Most commonly said in a high whispered tone.

last updated 5 years ago by Greg C  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

The 'C' Card

from episode 39 at 19:55

Using the word cunt in an insulting manner.

last updated 4 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

The Four Floors of Whores

from episode 18 at 10:31

The opposite of The Seven Levels of Nevilles, a glorious and wonderful place.

last updated 4 years ago by Chuee  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Making some reference to Hitler or the Nazi party during the course of a dispute. Shouldn't be done too early or it loses it true effect and makes you look bad.

last updated 5 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

The Seven Levels of Nevilles

from episode 18 at 27:10

An unholy place to be, akin to an IKEA filled with men named Neville. Originally there were only three levels.

last updated 4 years ago by hannah  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

There are no chicken facials

from episode 3 at 34:04

An expression used to illustrate that something does not exist in nature, derived from the fact that naturally, roosters do not ejaculate on hens' faces.

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Thin canning

from episode 25 at 48:20

The process of ruining one's life by way of purchasing inordinate amounts of Red Bull

last updated 5 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

The performance of snapping one's fingers three times, punctuated by slapping one's own butt. Done to highlight the truthfulness or importance of an event or point.

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Three-ply Cash Stacker

from episode 116 at 26:49

When there are three or more Levy's sitting on a lap in one seat.

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Tickle switch

from episode 6 at 23:25

A complicated and time consuming series of actions required for an individual to induce orgasm in their female sex partner

last updated 5 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Tiller

from episode 157 at 12:09

A teller that tends to the till.

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Toinkered

from episode 45 at 37:13

Very drunk.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Western version of the burqa.

last updated 5 years ago by CharlieChou  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Toughnut

from episode 68 at 46:11

A disease where you have indestructible testicles.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Tradence

from episode 47 at 10:20

A well preserved corpse, formerly married to Prudence and roommate of TJ Miller. She is well known for her cheery atmosphere.

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Succession of three questions (Triple Banger), in a rapid fire sequence (Lightning Round). Often followed by an additional banger, known as the Triple Banger Auxiliary Round.

last updated 2 years ago by 104.174.109.123  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Tubbies

from episode 54 at 25:20

Children conceived in a hot tub. Also known as tub-rubbers

last updated 4 years ago by Chuee  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Twitler Card

from episode 34 at 47:58

The Hitler card on twitter. Appropriate to use only after 15 @replies.

last updated 5 years ago by Ashkan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Voweldictorian

from episode 35 at 14:40

The student with the highest academic ranking in vowels from a graduating class

last updated 5 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Walledowl

from episode 50 at 35:10

A wall-eyed owl.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Water Choir

from episode 57 at 52:45

Another name for synchronized swimming.

last updated 4 years ago by 99.187.84.234  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Water Cumberbund

from episode 108 at 06:53

Inner tube

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Weedlet

from episode 81 at 7:17

Pamphlet made of weed

last updated 3 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Whale Sandies

from episode 93 at 5:23

Condoms with sand paper on the inside and whale skin on the outside.

last updated 3 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Whippling Your Weeping Willow

from episode 56 at 6:22

Masturbation. It's a sin to do this in a confession box.

last updated 4 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Whisk guard

from episode 25 at 21:07

After sustaining an injury to the wrist from operating a whisk, a whisk guard may be worn as a protective device that makes it impossible to hold or use a whisk.

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Whisker tits

from episode 22 at 13:50

Tits with wispy animalistic comfort

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Whiskey pussy

from episode 16 at 4:47

The female version of whiskey dick; being so drunk that one's vagina closes

last updated 5 years ago by Ryan  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Whistle Standard

from episode 59 at 44:32.7

The male "member." (The gold standard of *whistle*)

last updated 4 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

White Satin Saturdays

from episode 58 at 16:08

TJ's white satin pants

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Wind screams

from episode 103 at 7:17

Yells and screams uttered into the wind

last updated 3 years ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A bird that has one or more wings but is flightless.
Also see: Flight tease.

last updated 4 years ago by SteveDadd  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Wombative situation

from episode 24 at 18:48

A combative situation where one or more participants seems like a wombat

last updated 5 years ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Yahtzee and sneezing penis

from episode 45 at 22:18.1

Preferred ways of referring to the process of ejaculation.
Other possibilities: little death, hot (tasty) shot, love-explosion and mangravy

last updated 4 years ago by 127.255.255.255  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Yodeladleheehoo

from episode 63 at 15:02

It's a way to yodel about ladling. It's what you scream or sing in exclamation when you've made a ladle out of something. It originally started when a small handle was put on an alphorn (the long horn from the Ricola ads.) It is pronounced yodel-laddle-hee-hoo and is also known as Ladodeling or Yadeling.

last updated 4 years ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Yodoisturize

from episode 83 at 29:50

To use moisturizer backwards. Also possibly the lotion that brings Yoda to climax.

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Yonderland

from episode 45 at 37:46.5

Getting so drunk you are living as a dead person. People have seen the city lights, but no one has ever been there.

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You're an embarrassment to your family

from episode 1 at 35:43

A second tier escalation of anger. On occasion could be substituted with the phrase "You would be doing us all a favor if you hanged yourself." This however, could be construed as a fifth tier escalation.

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ZZ Over-the-top

from episode 37 at 15:43

Having an overly long beard

last updated 4 years ago by Chuee  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history