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A-Hole Sour

from Pipe Dreams 2- Throwing Bugles at 16:13

The only appropriate thing to say to someone who is worse than an A-Hole. (Like a pilot that does a shoddy landing).

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Abovering

from Dangling Watermelon at 13:16

Hovering above you.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

To approach someone/something while wearing a decorative brooch

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Airport courage

from Airport Courage at 18:38

Unnatural bravery brought on by the knowledge that any opponent in the airport is free from knives, guns, or other weapons.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Amphibbing

from Virtual Haircut at 50:30

When you're lying in the water and on land.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Ansels and Quetels

from Migrating Pencil at 10:30

Answers and questions that, like Hansel and Gretel, got lost in the forest because the breadcrumbs of reason were eaten by the birds of consumerism

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Applywiz

from Virtual Haircut at 3:28

An appliance wizard.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  3 comments  |  edit  |  history

Ash tree

from Tickle Switch at 44:48

1. a popular dwelling for box elder bugs
2. a mispronunciation of "ash-tray"

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Ass frenching

from Valentine Colada at 52:46

A kanus with the addition of bowel movement tongues.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Au gratin

from Ms Spoke at 15:00

Doing a podcast, in the nude.

last updated 3 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Backmaskering

from Velvet Popsicle at 59:22.5

The act of listening to the maskers section of the podcast backwards in order to find hidden messages.

last updated 1 decade ago by hannah  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Bad boomerang

from Oblong Boomerang - Live from... at 46:00

Everything (including ladles)

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Bad Farmer's Market

from Puppet Marathon at 33:05

A vending machine.

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Badger like a fox

from Badger like a Fox at 10:02

Crazy clever badgering like a fox would

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Banus

from Smurf Cabinet at 01:00:44

The area between the balls and the anus

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

The era when T.J. had his honeystick stuck in a jug for two months. His pants no longer fit forcing him to wear a barrel.

last updated 9 years ago by SteveDadd  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Basting

from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 1:00:07

A turkey facial

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Baxterstory

from Deep Dangler at 08:53

Billy Bob Baxter's backstory.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Bear melon

from Dangling Watermelon at 1:06:39

The most alpha of all the melons. Actual existence somewhat dubious but if TJ says that it exists that is good enough for me.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Beer Glassels

from Yoda Theft 2- Plastic Goblets at 13:05

When you're so drunk you think all women are made of glass.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Beguns

from Woodland Medley-Live from The... at 21:17

When you begin with guns.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Benis

from Furry Flags at 10:00

A bonus penis that may or may not have compatibility with select electronic devices.
Synonyms include: Auxiliary penis, aux cock, double dick, and double trouble dick.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Big hits no tits

from Crooked Squirrel at 33:27

Asking a band to come back and do an encore of their biggest hits and make the girls leave

last updated 8 years ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Binge kissing

from Slide Show Conspiracy at 6:05

French kissing while vomiting back and forth into each others mouths

last updated 9 years ago by 72.241.15.157  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Bird bath conversation

from Bird Bath Conversation at 44:48.3

A terrible, cesspool of a conversation

last updated 8 years ago by 12.132.90.165  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Blowing Beans

from Hieroglyphic Salad at 33:57

When you light a taco like a cigarette and then blow the bean smoke into someone's rude face.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Blundo

from Smurf Cabinet at 49:30

A ball-biting session with a little ball-busting from a transvestite hooker. Generally costs around $300.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Boil bumping

from The Dark Period at 39:45

How people used to shake hands or bump elbows to introduce themselves back in the days of the plague.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Boogaloo Stew

from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 7:28

The signature dish of the theme restaurant Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. Boogaloo Stew is "a delicious jambalaya based dish."

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Breaking It Down A Notch

from Scratch the Dragon at 13:49

As you take it down a notch, you also break it down.

last updated 1 decade ago by Chuee  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Brocicle

from Hot Foot at 1:00:00

Having a popsicle with one of your bros.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Brubakered

from Get at 32:00

When you stay up too late watching a movie way past your bedtime and it hurts you the next morning.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Burging

from Sushi and Diet Coke at 02:19

Simultaneous binging & purging. This involves puking but eating the puke as it comes up.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Burlap sack of bullshit

from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 2 at 14:34

An obvious lie

last updated 7 years ago by 24.248.1.20  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Burritsta

from Karaoke Clover at 07:08

The person who assembles your burrito at Chipotle. Essentially a burrito barista.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Burst Place

from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 2

The place in which a child is burst from it's mother's pussy. Otherwise known as birthplace.

last updated 1 decade ago by chazraztaz  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Butterface, except instead the crotch. Ya know, everything butter crotch?

last updated 5 years ago by 98.143.0.95  |  79 comments  |  edit  |  history

Camplain Slogan

from Centennial Streaker - Live... at 44:25

A plain campaign slogan.

Example: "Vote!"

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Jerking off with maple syrup

last updated 8 years ago by 50.200.149.118  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Canecapable

from Bird Bath Conversation at 35:00.30

A staff that has been modified so that you can use it as a cane

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Canker store

from Canker Store at 44:06

An establishment where canker sores are available for purchase

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Cankin' and thankin'

from Canker Store at 43:33

Being happy while having a canker sore. Cankin' and thankin' will be Pemberton Buttlestick's campaign slogan for 2014.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Cantaloupe hands

from Cantaloupe Hands at 23:14

Describes the odd-shaped fists of TJ Miller.

last updated 1 decade ago by Laura  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Caracas

from Star Belly Sneetch Riot at 17:53

Mexican Crocs

last updated 8 years ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Cash phrases

from Ghost Peeper at 35:41

Phrases from the show

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Cashmoirs

from Siren Shucking at 12:12

Cashmere related memories

last updated 8 years ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Chime

from Migrating Pencil at 4:38.5

A really hard churro

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Chip Clipper

from One Layer Dip at 17:52

Somebody who loves using chip clips so much that they'll clip chips that are basically gone (just chip dust).

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Cliffhammer

from Slide Show Conspiracy at 32:35

A cliffhanger that has really been hammered home.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Cloth Leg Tubes

from Scaryoke Station at 12:35

Leg Shirts a.k.a "Pants"

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Colemodel

from Calamari Snowman

A cold role model.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Come out of the corn

from Airport Courage at 42:50

A term for when a baseball player emerges onto the field. It can also be used figuratively to mean that a situation is being improved.

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Raisins that don't give a fuck, commonly mistaken for cranberries

last updated 1 decade ago by 96.33.168.6  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Crizing

from Flash Drive at 8:32

Crying about winning a prize

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Cronuts

from Pinball Totem Tank- Part 1 at 10:39

Croissant donuts

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Defines the time that it takes to paste a heart surgeon.

last updated 1 decade ago by CharlieChou  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Cups

from Canker Store

Hiccups. Also known as cuppies

last updated 9 years ago by SteveDadd  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Curly's Gold-Fries

from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 26:00

The signature dish of the theme restaurant City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold. Often ordered as a mountain (or mountanious) of Curly's Gold-Fries.

last updated 1 decade ago by 70.168.143.219  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Custom fit

from Panda Thighs at 39:17

Really cool.... really really cool.

last updated 1 decade ago by Clase  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Cypussy

from Pinball Totem Tank- Part 1

A derogatory term for someone from Cyprus.

last updated 1 decade ago by gludd  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Da shi-shi

from Panda Thighs at 21:00

The perfect closing joke to tell an audience of one-year-olds

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  3 comments  |  edit  |  history

Deficious

from Crooked Squirrel at 39:47

it means delicious in fish

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Deliciolous

from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 2 at 40:10

Something so tasty even the Greecioloucions would've been able to appreciate.

last updated 8 years ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A virgin. One who hasn't had sex since the Dewey administration.

last updated 9 years ago by SteveDadd  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Dibits

from TinCast Go Cart at 9:50

Double digits of niblets.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Dick Yell

from Kangaroo Xmas at 59:26

When a woman pulls down your pants and berates your penis. According to TJ, it's a blowjob that you truly do deserve.

last updated 1 decade ago by hannah  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Dicking

from Yoda Theft at 13:49

Extremely pleasurable sexual intercourse

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Another name for a ups driver

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Dinkletotter

from Consensless at 19:12

A special squash serve, or when your dinkle comes out and teeter-totters back and forth, but it mostly totters.

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Dinner with Pibbitha

from Hieroglyphic Salad at 40:55

Somebody pointing a gun to your crotch under a table.

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Dip

from Ritzy Bitzy Wingman at 7:26

The condom for the chip

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Goggles on, near, or adjacent to a dog or multiples dogs

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Don't sail too close to the wind

from Turtle Eclipse at 13:25

A warning to stop what one is doing before they are hurt, physically or otherwise.

last updated 1 decade ago by 77.116.20.91  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Doomscrolling

from Olive Branch Slide Whistle at 23:15

Scrolling and trolling through the darkness of modern times on the internet.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Double Stink

from Ritzy Bitzy Wingman at 35:22

When a car comes up quickly on you, as a pedestrian crossing on the crosswalk, and you give them the stink eye twice.

last updated 1 decade ago by hannah  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Druncle

from Dancing Robot at 57:52

The inebriated brother or brother-in-law of someone's parent.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Dual spit

from Whiskey Flute at 37:33

When someone spits in your face, you catch it in your mouth, and you spit it right back

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Haven't got enough firework duds. "Hey! Dudme one more!"

last updated 6 years ago by 50.45.178.126  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Dusband

from Slide Show Conspiracy 2 -... at 23:50.3

Debonair wife

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Eclipsus interruptus

from Sweet Heat- Live from Legends... at 1:11:19.5

Sexual intercourse deliberately interrupted in order to watch a solar eclipse

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Elongated penis

from Calamari Snowman at 15:38

Erection

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Epibural

from Karaoke Clover at 1:50

An epidural given by a burly man or Milton Berle

last updated 1 decade ago by Chuee  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Euphamasia

from Speedball Parade at 50:45.5

A nicer way of helping someone kill himself.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Euthanism

from Kangaroo Xmas at 11:20

A euphemism regarding euthanasia

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Face Nipples

from Live from Earth at 41:00

Nostrils

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Facepic

from Bird Bath Conversation at 52:50

Like facebook but just profile pictures... of Richard Crenna

last updated 7 years ago by colinantonio  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Faking the cactasm

from Cactasm at 18:48

When someone gives you a gift you don't like (e.g., a moon cactus), but you act like it was an orgasmic experience because you care about the person that gave it to you.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Falafelsy

from Yoda Theft 2- Plastic Goblets at 07:00

Philosophy of falafels

last updated 4 years ago by 209.107.191.76  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Fallphin

from Get at 15:15

The time T.J. fell on a dolphin in Hawaii.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Famissile

from Unicorndog at 8:25

A familiar missile sound.

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Febreze those peepers

from Ghost Peeper at 22:44

A phrase used to send a message of disapproval to an individual and suggest they refrain from giving you the stink eye. The literal meaning is: to use an air freshener product to mask or eliminate the odor emitting from a smelly eye.

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Feel the tenderness

from Ear Envy at 9:00

As its name suggests, used when asking someone to feel something soft

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Ferripist

from Ghost Dusters 2- Time to Tell... at 22:09

A therapist that you go to when your ferret is pissed.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Flabnabbing

from Pinball Totem Tank- Part 2 at 59:00

1. Sneaking into someone's house while they're sleeping, giving them liposuction, and stealing the fat.
2. Having sexual intercourse with a more heavyset person

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Flailing Man

from Eternal Billboard at 36:44

An annual used car event and temporary community based on radical indecisiveness about whether or not to attend Burning Man

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Flapjacking

from The Dark Period at 13:12

Masturbating by flapping ones penis in the wind, created by Flapjack Bainbridge.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Flaptastic

from Consensless at 14:45

Like a bird flapping it's wings, and just kinda, you know...

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Flimsy up the numbers

from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 1 at 14:59

Fudging the numbers

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Flurn

from Grapefruit Elbow at 30:00

When you both flip and turn over a table.

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Fondookie

from Tripod of Furry- Live from the... at 15:45

One of those shits that you'll always remember

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Forehead stache

from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 38:08

A thin strip of facial hair located an inch above the eyebrows that resembles a monobrow

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

French Pod Lick

from Below the Law at 9:33

When a podcaster French kisses and licks the microphone and passes it around, like at a potluck.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Froroe

from Get at 5:40

Frozen fish roe, little tiny fish eggs, frozen up like froyo.

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Full body ingestion

from Dancing Robot at 41:49

Taking a bunch of drugs at the same time.

Originally known as "Full body intake," which referred to doing the following all at once: picking your nose, snorting cocaine, drinking alcohol, injecting heroin, and taking Special A through the pookie hatch.

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Full body release

from Full Body Release at 17:30

The excretion of every fluid from one's body at once. A true full body release includes all of the following: urinating, defecating, vomiting, sweating from every pore, snot running from the nose, crying (or squirting milk if done while cumming to climax) from all 4 tear ducts, drooling, foaming at the mouth, and bleeding from the ears.

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Fuperglue

from Dancing Robot at 14:55

A sexual activity involving the stimulation of the genitalia of a sex partner by the use of fingers that are covered in superglue

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Fusgat

from Ladle Baby Too - Centipede... at 39:37

The fusion of nougat in the mouths of two french kissing people.

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Garbage cock

from Furry Flags at 14:00

Male version of "Whisker Tits" - usually used in a derogatory sense. Also a potential affliction a male may suffer after hate-fucking a trash can.

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Geesing

from Terrible Massage at 00:49:45

Goosing someone with both hands

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Coming to climax whilst on the receiving end of an H.J.

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Getting all the soldiers into the canopy

from Miniature Drunkard at 31:19

Achieving an erection

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Giving a handjob to the Tin Man

from Piñata Tonic at 3:23

Fondling a microphone

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Glastle

from Pyrrhic Victory at 48:35

A really big glass house, at least 200 hundred years old, which has a moat and a dragon. Glastles can be a hassle to clean.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Glate

from Ms Spoke at 26:15

When something great came a little too late.

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A great guy and a great owner

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Globetroppers

from TinCast Go Cart at 28:18

A Florida-based travelling novelty basketball team.

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Gloffice

from Office Mask

A glass office. Those who work in a gloffice shouldn't throw glass staplers.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Glurfect

from Ms Spoke at 20:39

When something's absolutely perfect, but it's also glur (admittedly not a great phrase).

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God

A very funny word according to Cash Levy's son as discussed on "Baseball Podcast for Babies."

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Going naked

from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 17:06

Going super crazy on someone in a donnybrook situation (crazy enough to strip off all your clothes and fight nude)

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  3 comments  |  edit  |  history

Gonorrhena

from Mask Confusion at 37:00

When your STD has upgraded from playing big theaters to playing arenas

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Gonorrhina

from Nozzle Cakes at 50:56

A ballerina with gonorrhea

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Grapist

from Glucose Titties at 2:27

A racist against grapes. Totally unacceptable.

last updated 1 decade ago by Clase  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Gregular

from Grapefruit Elbow at 5:01

If you're a regular Gregory, or a Gregory regular, you're a Gregular.

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Groundhog delirium

from Below the Law at 24:36

When you don't know what day of the week it is any more (a quarantine affliction).

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Guacburger

from Dancing Robot at 55:02

What airline pilots call burritos

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Gustchasing

from Hurricane Hoverboard at 10:33

Chasing after a gust of wind, or just a guy named Gus the Guster if you can't find one.

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Hair Studio

from Slinky Dipping at 4:20

A musical studio to record hair band covers

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Ham hawk

from Oblong Boomerang - Live from... at 39:10

Bird of prey covered in ham

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A hand job procured from Miss Piggy or other various swine.

last updated 9 years ago by SteveDadd  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Hang and dangle

from Dangling Watermelon at 10:32

Fishing while having your jeans rolled up and bare feet off the edge of a pier, preferably on a first date.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Head beard

from Canker Store at 20:24

Short hair (should be short enough that it sticks up straight on its own)

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

High Seasoning

from Office Mask at 21:26

High treason where you've over seasoned the cod.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Hoj

from Easter Undergarments at 48:51

1. A gang of twelve men
2. A hug that is so soft that it doesn't feel like they're really gripping you at all

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

When you have you're cake, but you can't eat it..

last updated 2 years ago by Myles  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Honey stick

from Canker Store at 22:48

Penis

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Honey sticking the witness

from Smurf Cabinet at 53:43

Poking the witness with your honey stick. Never happened without being held in contempt of court.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Honey sticklet

from Sweet Heat- Live from Legends... at 46:35

A mini honey stick

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Hooping cough

from Mask Confusion at 36:30

A highly contagious bacterial disease that causes uncontrollable, violent coughing only while playing basketball

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Hot log

from Telekinetic Parrot at 45:21

1. Not a hot pod.
2. Something that came out the pookie hatch.
3. A fondookie.

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Hot pod

from Badger like a Fox at 28:59

A particularly great episode of a podcast (sometimes additionally described as tasty, spicy, or buttery)

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

How are you holing up?

from Grapefruit Elbow at 15:50

A more relevant version of "how are you holding up?" when we're all holing up in our homes.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

I don't tink so

from Ms Spoke at 26:24

When you disagree but also don't have any heroin.

last updated 3 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Ice Cream Saturday

from Checkmate Chow Mein at 33:56

A day where you just eat ice cream for every meal.

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

If we stay here, the party dies

from Piñata Tonic at 44:37

A phrase used in order to illustrate the importance of moving on in order to keep a party or gathering going.

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Immy

from No Ticket Required at 47:50

An immortal prick that, instead of killing themselves when they become elderly, continues living solely to beat the world record for oldest human alive

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

In my own ladle

from Sneezing Ladle at 44:10

A state of joyful drunkenness (see Sp'toinkered or Sp'toinkerville)

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In the state of Denver

from Panda Thighs at 40:21

A euphemism for being high off of marijuana drugs. Originally coined by Doug Benson

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

In1itive

from Unicorndog at 7:37

When you're intuitive about only one thing.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Inquiring wines

from Ghost Dusters 2- Time to Tell... at 35:20

When different wines want to know exactly who's drinking them.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

To get involved in ones vulva.
i.e. I often times confide things within her, we've actually become quite invulvaed.

last updated 1 decade ago by SteveDadd  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

when you sneeze in italics

last updated 4 years ago by snailtrailing  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Jewskie

from Calamari Snowman at 3:26

A juicy, Jewish brewskie. A beer labeled with the brown star of David.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Jewskittish

from Sneezing Ladle at 6:00

When you get skittish of a Jewskie.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Kanus

from Valentine Colada at 51:58

Two puckering anuses kissing. Considered to be the most beautiful union between a man and a woman.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Kneading the Groin

from Checkmate Chow Mein at 11:34

When a woman will knead your groin like dough resulting in pizza dick & occasionally pepperoni cock. Not to be confused with being kneed in the groin.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Koala-Bearing the Witness

from Office Mask

Giving a witness little tiny licks on their face and then give them a little eucalyptus. A common practice of lawyers who have Koala's in their office.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A military strategy wherein you shoot a lamb at the opposing faction.

last updated 8 years ago by 66.87.76.222  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Lasso tear

from Piñata Tonic at 16:28

A tear that emanates from one eye, rolls down and around the chin and then goes into the other eye

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Lavstock

from Tripod of Furry- Live from the... at 32:52

Livestock that is covered in lava

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Let the wind do its job

from Panda Thighs at 4:44

Expression used when one believes a natural process is being unnecessarily usurped by a man-made device.

last updated 1 decade ago by 107.62.119.138  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Lightlings

from Sushi and Diet Coke at 9:38

Smaller lights, a la ducklings

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Lightning ground

from Wildcard Classic: One Adorable... at 42:40

When you ground a lightning round so you don't get electrocuted from the brilliance of a triple banger.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Limp wrister

from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 25:09

A pejorative term for any service industry professional that is wearing a wrist guard on the job

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Lipper Dipper Scary Skating

from Scaryoke Station at 7:12

An ice-skating routine in which you chew tobacco while people scare you. If scared to the point of swallowing the tobacco you are to do a full body release.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Liquid dick

from Glucose Titties at 51:43

The feeling that one's penis has more liquid in it than the tomato it was pulled out of

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Ask the masters. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MASKS.

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Massagynistic

from Valentine Colada at 37:32

When you knead someones shoulders while you tell them they should be making 75 cents for your every dollar.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Meat foot

from Baby Llama Pops at 19:56

Penis

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Long john pajamas which only cover a medium amount of the body.

last updated 1 decade ago by 75.149.144.89  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Mesquerious

from Nerd Burglar at 10:54

The inability to distinguish between the words mystique and mesquite.

Example: Mesquerious barbeques that you think are mysterious could just be mesquite.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A complimentary nickname

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Misteaks

from Silly Straw at 20:05

When you didn't have a really good cut of beef that night.

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Momoir

from Siren Shucking at 11:38

A memoir about one's mother.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Moostard

from Scratcher in the Rye at 23:03

Mustard which is made from moose semen.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Mostradoramus

from One Layer Dip at 9:42

Someone who shows the you the future in Spanish.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Ms Spoke

from Ms Spoke at 16:57

When you're doing a podcast and riding a bicycle with female wheels (unless they are married).

last updated 3 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Much Yang Has Been Spoken

from Deep Dangler at 39:00

When someone has been talking a lot of shit about someone else

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Nasty as I want to be

from Consensless at 12:50

Being not nasty as you should, or can be, but just being the nasty you want to be.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Never-speak-of-it-again

from Woodland Medley-Live from The... at 56:10

A woman that is able to use her unusually long outie belly-button as an umbilical dildo

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

News dipstick

from Olive Branch Slide Whistle at 23:54

Just dipping your toes into the news without watching or reading all of it.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Nine-foot-milk-wink

from Smurf Cabinet at 50:16

The act of squirting milk out of an eye. A useful skill to have for lawyering, bartending, impressing dates at carnivals, and feeding babies.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Notsticker

from Solar 7

Someone who doesn't like potstickers.

last updated 3 years ago by snailtrailing  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Nozzling

from Ear Envy at 8:28

The act of putting a garden hose in the mouth of a significant other for pleasure.

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Numericism

from Velvet Popsicle at 3:30

racism against numbers, as coined by TJ. Those practicing numericism are also known as dicklickers.

last updated 9 years ago by 70.112.155.161  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Oklay

from Ms Spoke at 19:20

Sex that's just OK, not great. You may like it but definitely won't tlove it.

last updated 3 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

One Night in the Hot Springs

from Hamhawk Ball at 46:31

When you try and masturbate surreptitiously.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Open Bach gift

from Ms Spoke at 16:15

A box set of Bach classical music that's already been opened, and you're open to listening to it.

last updated 3 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

P.F. Chang's fire drill

from Ferris Wheel Santa at 26:30

When you get of your car and run around wondering why you're paying so much for something that is usually less expensive and just as good.

last updated 7 years ago by 24.248.1.20  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Paddle Boating Accident

from Veal Bongs at 37:18

When you accidentally get pregnant on a paddle boat.

last updated 1 decade ago by hannah  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Pan handlers

from Mask Confusion at 49:33

People with pancakes for hands

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Parotsailing

from Sneezing Ladle at 45:00

Parasailing with a parrot on your shoulder

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Passive threesome

from Airport Courage at 1:00:44

An act of group sex involving three people where one participant is fake sleeping

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Passturbator

from Telekinetic Parrot at 8:16

An individual that may frequent gambling establishments while simultaneously masturbating and commandeering a moving vehicle. Also known as Gamblebator.

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Pee Ball To The Sky

from Inflatable Pizza at 9:11

When you can make your pee rise. Or leak upwards.

It calls for an Ice Cold Budwiser.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Peniral

from Baby Llama Pops at 42:44

Funeral for a penis

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Penis holster

from Nozzle Cakes at 21:40

Condom

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Penny-cab

from One Layer Dip at 10:00

A penny-farthing pedicab.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A parrot sealed in a barrel

last updated 6 years ago by 67.206.112.195  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Perpydic

from Baby Llama Pops at 17:40

Slang for perpendicular

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Petty Crabs

from Dolphin Boy- Live from the... at 21:05

Getting crabs from a girl who convinces you to have sex with her for a very petty reason

last updated 9 years ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Piding

from Sneezing Ladle at 11:00

A confident pirate in hiding

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Pids

from Baseball Podcast for Babies -... at 21:15

When you are pissed off at your kids.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Pocket Billiards

from Hamhawk Ball at 48:10

when you give yourself a hand job wearing pleated slacks

last updated 7 years ago by colinantonio  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Pocket Pool

from Hamhawk Ball at 48:00

when you give yourself a hand job wearing parachute pants

last updated 7 years ago by colinantonio  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Podcash

from One Layer Dip at 12:28

A podcast with Cash.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Poemo

from Ferris Wheel Santa at 32:35

A derogatory term for a contemporary poet

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Politifs

from Crooked Squirrel at 45:03

Little fights in politics

last updated 7 years ago by colinantonio  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Pookie hatch

from Dancing Robot at 34:31

Anus

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Pooky Pie

from Bird Bath Conversation at 6:50

("pooky" pronounced like "cookie")

1) A cookie pie.
2) A pedophiles morning walk.

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Popsicle people

from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 19:02

1. Angry versions of Cash's friends in Kool-Aid popsicle form
2. Jews
3. Otter Pops

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Potfly

from Twitter Barrel at 52:31

The formal name for a Botfly that has smoked marijuana

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Pouch Cream

from Tipping Buddah at 29:07

Cash's personal line of lotion for plastic surgery "enhancements". The entire reason why Cash started the podcast in the first place was to move this product.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

When parents print their children's lemonade stand sign for them, thus hurting said children's chances of having a successful lemonade business. Signage should be handmade with crayon or black marker. It should include a backwards E at the end, or also acceptable would be a backward L.

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Purpence

from Ms Spoke at 18:42

When somebody purports to be Mike Pence.

last updated 3 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

TJ's orgasm phrase

last updated 8 years ago by 104.207.136.78  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

to be an a**hole

last updated 8 years ago by 50.200.149.118  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Qestion

from Slinky Dipping at 05:20

When you question your own digestion.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A retreat where one spends time away from normal life for the purpose of connecting with Quakers and/or Quakerism.

last updated 8 years ago by 50.200.149.118  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

People who don't care about their jobs

last updated 5 years ago by 24.16.79.84  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Quick Whippers

from Shark Footprints at 18:29

People who eat mayonnaise straight.

last updated 1 decade ago by Manuel Perez  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Real juice, drink it up

from Glucose Titties at 8:08

An expression used to signify that a statement was truthful or honest and that it should be accepted

last updated 8 years ago by 64.253.182.52  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Restorical

from Scratch the Dragon at 7:05

When you restore the historical questions. History questions are timeless, they never go out of style.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Masturbation

Not to be done with pizza cutters or else you'll end up with enough nicks down there for a New York sports team! Officer Dan!

last updated 7 years ago by SteveDadd  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Return the gab

from Banana Peel Conversations at 4:41

When someone gives you an unwanted gift of gab, but you give it back with a gab gift receipt.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Reverse spelunking

from Reverse Spelunking at 11:55

When you explore outside of a cave.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Rhyming run

from Full Body Release at 6:10

A run during which one must rhyme the whole time

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Row of bros

from Panda Thighs at 42:57

"Bro" said three times in a row

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Rubjump

from Nerd Burglar at 12:13

Wet suit. Also known as a rubjumper, rubber jumper, or rubberized jumper.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Urinating at an underground waterfall (...somewhere in TN...)

last updated 5 years ago by Rob  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Rudabagot

from Hamhawk Ball at 45:33

A bigot who's rude about vegetables.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Rule Number One

from Crooked Squirrel at 24:52

A reference to an unintentional Sean Connery quote (due to an editing mishap), "Rule Number One: how do I know you're not a cop?"

last updated 1 decade ago by 96.33.168.6  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sadcycle

from Scratcher in the Rye at 10:23

When you have a full bicycle ride and you're sad the whole time.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sample week

from Badger like a Fox at 3:14

Monday, Wednesday, and some of a Saturday

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Sand Benjamin

from Slide Show Conspiracy at 3:29

One hundred sand dollars

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Saxne

from Pleasure Tether at 18:04

Sex acne you get from fucking a saxophone.

last updated 1 decade ago by eltigraska  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Scifting

from DJ Dragon Roll at 31:45

Scaring somebody with a gift.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Scissoring the fringe

from One Layer Dip at 8:00

Cutting a piece of paper for an informational (aka flyer) so a person can pull off a single phone number without ripping the whole thing off a telephone pole

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Self flatulation

from Valentine Colada at 27:42

When you bend yourself in half and fart in your own face.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Semi-fine toothed comb

from Ms Spoke at 14:39

A brush.

last updated 3 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Shankle

from Ladle Baby at 4:25

A shank specifically made to stab ankles.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A shelter-cellar

last updated 9 years ago by 66.241.79.166  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Shit Basting

from Pipe Dreams-Part 1 at 45:22

A turkey basted by Aunt Margarethan. No one eats this turkey

last updated 9 years ago by 66.31.92.225  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Shit Blasting

from Pipe Dreams 2- Throwing Bugles at 06:45

Usually done to a Quaker.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Shitland pony

from Banana Peel Conversations at 5:25

When a Shetland pony shits.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A society where everyone's stabbing eachother with sharpened toothbrushes.

last updated 1 decade ago by 97.73.50.117  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

A one trick pony. Useless.
Also referred to as a one stick chime.

last updated 9 years ago by SteveDadd  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Skipping nickels

from Scratch the Dragon at 29:05.4

Getting really old!

Derived from the Age Pickup-Graph, stating the pickup-ratio while aging:
0 - 15 years old: you will pick up any change
15 - 40: you will pick up any dime, but will ignore pennies
40 - 75: you will not pick up any single quarters, but will pick up 2 quarters depending on how far one is from the other
< 90: you will always pick up silver dollars or dollar bills
> 115: you won't even bother to pick up a hundred dollar bill

last updated 1 decade ago by hannah  |  1 comment  |  edit  |  history

Skipping quarters

from Scratch the Dragon at 29:55.5

Gotten rich to an extent where you don't even bother to pick up a dropped quarter.
According to the AgePickup-Scale people past their 40s are falling into this category.

last updated 9 years ago by 72.241.15.157  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sleep Charting

from Karaoke Clover at 3:05

A rare sleeping disorder that Cash suffers from where one makes charts while sleeping, possibly of weight gains or losses.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Smelting

from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 3 at 12:57

Cooking eggs in a certain way.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

When you snap at somebody after jacking them off, or saying mean things to said person.

last updated 9 years ago by 66.241.79.166  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sneak-insome

from Airport Courage at 1:00:44

A passive threesome where the fake sleeping participant sneaks in and involves themselves in the sexual activity without the other two members noticing. It may also be referred to as a Sleep-insome.

last updated 1 decade ago by Greg Stefanakis  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sneard

from Yoda Theft 2- Plastic Goblets at 16:25

(Pronounced like 'heard') When you smell something a nerd heard.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Snex

from Calamari Snowman at 15:23

Sex with a snow person. One warms up their penis, elongates the penis and then penetrates a snow person, creating a snow vagina thus giving birth to a snow-woman.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Snickers Ice Cream Bar Conversation

from Tangled Twins- Live from San... at 1:08:40

A conversation that leads to some real realizations.

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sp'toinkered

from Sneezing Ladle at 37:22

Really drunk, three sheets to the wind.

last updated 1 decade ago by Joe M  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Sp'toinkerville

from Sneezing Ladle at 37:36

Living in a state of extreme drunkenness

last updated 1 decade ago by 63.152.68.164  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Spacecream

from Pleasure Tether at 17:20

Space icecream that fixes everything!
Also referred to as the "Duct tape of the universe"

last updated 1 decade ago by 127.255.255.255  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Jackin' your honeystick in space.

last updated 1 decade ago by amenard1  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Special A

from Dancing Robot at 35:02

Horse sterilizer; makes your dick go back up into your own body.

last updated 1 decade ago by Ryan  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Speed dumps

from Burpdawg Style at 7:43

Periodic huge logs of shit you have to drive over on your neighborhood street.

last updated 4 years ago by HoundGrogsDay  |  0 comments  |  edit  |  history

Spigot

from Shark Footprints at 34:28

A racist-sounding slur for a new mother

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Splick pitch

from Migrating Pencil at 17:18

A whiffleball pitch that involves sticking two of your fingers through the ball's holes and flicking the ball into a spin as you throw it.

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Squanus

from Kangaroo Xmas at 08:20

An anus inside an anus; also known as anus squared. TJ Miller was forced to have a squanus by Nancy Grace after being beaten mercilessly with her gravel-filled glucose tits.

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Square ladle

from Sneezing Ladle at 43:27

A ladle that measures 6x6 in any unit of measurement.

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Staineritis

from DJ Dragon Roll at 46:15

A disease which develops a stain on your taint.

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Stampled

from Slide Show Conspiracy 2 -... at 37:19

Trampled by a stampede

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Stanky cank

from Canker Store at 44:48

Canker sore with gangrene, also known as a Stanker Canker.

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Steven Seagals and Seaguys

from Below the Law at 13:31

Members of the Steven Seagal fan club.

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Sticky zipper

from Tripod of Furry- Live from the... at 58:07

When a man ejaculates (spontaneously or not) into his own pants

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Street foyer

from Dancing Robot at 48:54

Cul-de-sac

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Strippy nips

from Canker Store at 49:57

Nipples in the shape of one big stripe. Waldo is known to have strippy nips.

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Sux

from Telekinetic Parrot at 44:38

Sex through sucking

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Synchronized Singers

from Speedball Parade at 52:10

A band. Nope. A choir.

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Taking a whoops on your whibbles

from Roadhouse Original at 12:57

Defecating on the anxieties that people have about technology

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Talkin' Lots

from Whiskey Flute at 4:50

The working title for a show intended to be hosted exclusively by T.J. Miller. The full working title was to be: Talkin' Lots with T.G. Who-did-it

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Tarsil

from Scratch the Dragon at 15:32

When your tonsil is covered in tar and its got little peacock feathers on it. Often hiding dildos within.

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French kissing (because we don't like the French that much)

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The perfect phrase to yell out before you leave a party in order to make a lasting impression. Most commonly said in a high whispered tone.

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The 'C' Card

from Airport Courage at 19:55

Using the word cunt in an insulting manner.

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The Four Floors of Whores

from Ritzy Bitzy Wingman at 10:31

The opposite of The Seven Levels of Nevilles, a glorious and wonderful place.

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The Hitler Card

from Ear Envy at 17:30

Making some reference to Hitler or the Nazi party during the course of a dispute. Shouldn't be done too early or it loses it true effect and makes you look bad.

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The Old Dick-Do

from Consensless at 9:25

What the body don't do, the dick do. That's the way it's gotta be, because when it goes down easy, it comes out hard.

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The Old Slosh & Flush

from Wildcard Classic: One Adorable... at 33:50

When you do the 3-point-line-puke and hit nothing but bowl. No rim, no seat.

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The Seven Levels of Nevilles

from Ritzy Bitzy Wingman at 27:10

An unholy place to be, akin to an IKEA filled with men named Neville. Originally there were only three levels.

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There are no chicken facials

from Glucose Titties at 34:04

An expression used to illustrate that something does not exist in nature, derived from the fact that naturally, roosters do not ejaculate on hens' faces.

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Thin canning

from Mask Confusion at 48:20

The process of ruining one's life by way of purchasing inordinate amounts of Red Bull

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The performance of snapping one's fingers three times, punctuated by slapping one's own butt. Done to highlight the truthfulness or importance of an event or point.

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Three-ply Cash Stacker

from Siren Shucking at 26:49

When there are three or more Levy's sitting on a lap in one seat.

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Tickle switch

from Tickle Switch at 23:25

A complicated and time consuming series of actions required for an individual to induce orgasm in their female sex partner

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Tiller

from Double Goodie at 12:09

A teller that tends to the till.

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Tlove it

from Ms Spoke at 19:40

When T.J. loves it.

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To-Loo list

from Ms Spoke at 25:45

A list of things to do in a French toilet.

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Toe in the hole

from Crocodile Tears at 10:57

When someone kicks you in the dick and their toe gets stuck in the peehole.

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Toinkered

from Sneezing Ladle at 37:13

Very drunk.

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Tondom

from Fully Loaded at 32:32

A glove you wear on your tongue if you don't want to taste what you're eating; also called a lick mitten,
the old tongue coater, or a tandem tongue and condom.

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Western version of the burqa.

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Toughnut

from DJ Dragon Roll at 46:11

A disease where you have indestructible testicles.

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Tradence

from Closet Space at 10:20

A well preserved corpse, formerly married to Prudence and roommate of TJ Miller. She is well known for her cheery atmosphere.

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Treadmeal

from Dizzy Cumberbuns at 8:40

When you eat food or your own feelings while atop a treadmill.

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Succession of three questions (Triple Banger), in a rapid fire sequence (Lightning Round). Often followed by an additional banger, known as the Triple Banger Auxiliary Round.

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Tubbies

from Bird Bath Conversation at 25:20

Children conceived in a hot tub. Also known as tub-rubbers

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Tunacorn

from Jigsaw Lottery at 24:10

A unicorn made of tuna, or a tuna fish with a unicorn horn that's just a magical fish of the sea.

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Tuppleware

from Yoda Theft 2- Plastic Goblets at 17:05

Really soft, supple Tupperware.

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Turning phradius

from Below the Law at 19:49

How quickly you can u-turn a phrase (it's all in the wrist).

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Twitler Card

from Telekinetic Parrot at 47:58

The Hitler card on twitter. Appropriate to use only after 15 @replies.

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U-turn a phrase

from Below the Law at 13:01

When you take a phrase and turn it right back around.

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Vertical lazy river

from Burpdawg Style at 36:00

When T.J. builds an escalator in a lazy river that takes him to the tippity tops.

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Voweldictorian

from Dangling Watermelon at 14:40

The student with the highest academic ranking in vowels from a graduating class

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Walledowl

from Canker Store at 35:10

A wall-eyed owl.

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Water Choir

from Speedball Parade at 52:45

Another name for synchronized swimming.

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Water Cumberbund

from Paparazzi Trojan at 06:53

Inner tube

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Weedlet

from Sweet Heat- Live from Legends... at 7:17

Pamphlet made of weed

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Weenis

from Olive Branch Slide Whistle at 24:51

The small flap of skin on your elbow.

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Cat food, the wet wet stuff.

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Whale Sandies

from The Qigong Trilogy- Part 2 at 5:23

Condoms with sand paper on the inside and whale skin on the outside.

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Wheels on Meals

from Biosyntheticalicious at 18:34

A company that delivers food that's been run over by cars for incredibly inexpensive prices.

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Whipbacker smacker

from 17th Degree at 05:03

When two owl comedians whip their heads back at the same time while telling a joke and hit each other. From the Hoot Hooting with Owl podcast, produced by Donkey.

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Whippling Your Weeping Willow

from Hieroglyphic Salad at 6:22

Masturbation. It's a sin to do this in a confession box.

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Whisk guard

from Mask Confusion at 21:07

After sustaining an injury to the wrist from operating a whisk, a whisk guard may be worn as a protective device that makes it impossible to hold or use a whisk.

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Whisker tits

from Furry Flags at 13:50

Tits with wispy animalistic comfort

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Whiskey pussy

from Turtle Eclipse at 4:47

The female version of whiskey dick; being so drunk that one's vagina closes

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Whistle Standard

from Bigfoot Momma's House at 44:32.7

The male "member." (The gold standard of *whistle*)

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White Satin Saturdays

from Roadhouse Original at 16:08

TJ's white satin pants

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Wind screams

from Guantanamo Dinosaur at 7:17

Yells and screams uttered into the wind

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A bird that has one or more wings but is flightless.
Also see: Flight tease.

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Wombative situation

from Kool-Aid Boogaloo at 18:48

A combative situation where one or more participants seems like a wombat

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Yahtzee and sneezing penis

from Sneezing Ladle at 22:18.1

Preferred ways of referring to the process of ejaculation.
Other possibilities: little death, hot (tasty) shot, love-explosion and mangravy

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Yodeladleheehoo

from Scratcher in the Rye at 15:02

It's a way to yodel about ladling. It's what you scream or sing in exclamation when you've made a ladle out of something. It originally started when a small handle was put on an alphorn (the long horn from the Ricola ads.) It is pronounced yodel-laddle-hee-hoo and is also known as Ladodeling or Yadeling.

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Yodoisturize

from Checkmate Chow Mein at 29:50

To use moisturizer backwards. Also possibly the lotion that brings Yoda to climax.

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Yonderland

from Sneezing Ladle at 37:46.5

Getting so drunk you are living as a dead person. People have seen the city lights, but no one has ever been there.

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You're an embarrassment to your family

from Tipping Buddah at 35:43

A second tier escalation of anger. On occasion could be substituted with the phrase "You would be doing us all a favor if you hanged yourself." This however, could be construed as a fifth tier escalation.

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Zoom eyes

from Below the Law at 24:00

When you start seeing 5 to 16 of everything with a background from Zooming too much (a quarantine injury).

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ZZ Over-the-top

from Blueberry Muffin Foot at 15:43

Having an overly long beard

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